Scoop n' Gloop

When a partner, typically male, uses a utensil, typically a spoon, to scoop semen, cum, jizz, spunk, ect. out of a vagina, and slowly consumes the contents.

I just gave grandma the Scoop n' Gloop last night!

by I AM THE WALL August 27, 2021

Scoopage

To Obtain something
For one to acquire something

Andrew saw something that he liked and went to get it. Andrew done a Scoopage.

Douglas was at the pool party. He saw a Strawberry Daiquiri for sale. Douglas purchased it. Douglas fulfilled a ‘Scoopage’ on the Strawberry Daiquiri.

by Douglas Pearson July 16, 2022

dirt scoop

The low down that is revealed by one to embarress another.

The dirty details

The skinny on the situation

Private info revealed for the purpose of pissing someone off usually over a game

Dude peep this dirt scoop.

Dog you will never believe this dirt scoop about Jessica.

I got that dirt scoop.

Dude I can't believe you dropped that dirt scoop in front of her.

by weaktits December 17, 2008

Nose Scoop

The act of scooping/rubbing against someone else's nose with yours in an upward motion. This is usually used as a sign of affection or a way to avoid a kiss, almost like an Eskimo kiss.

She hadn't brushed her teeth since the tacos she had earlier so she dodged the kiss and nose scooped him.

by Harmless December 13, 2012

Soft Scoop

An absolute fucking boring idiot
(plain, boring, useless)

'he/she is an absolute soft scoop'

'stop being such a soft scoop'

by rob93 February 13, 2014

toot scoop

Actionable habit whereby one will flatulate (toot) into their own hand and scoop it up to their face to bathe their nostrils in self-produced methane gas (toot).

I really need to break my habit of toot scooping. Maybe it will be my New Years resolution.

by dernebel May 1, 2014

jelly scoop

Using your hand in a cupped manner to acquire some jelly from opposing tits.

Connor loves getting jelly scooped.

by gvhjfcvxcnfgc9 May 24, 2018