Separating church and state

When one's genitals stick to their leg while sitting in a hot/humid atmosphere and a brief spreading of the legs is necessary. Separation can be accomplished with the mode stated above or manually(and more obvious) with your hands.

After getting out of the car during a five hour road trip, separating church and state was necessary for little Muhammad due to hot and humid conditions.

by HXB July 14, 2009

Corn Status

Kids who drink excessively and are enthusiastic about stanced cars. Known for throwing the best parties, including (but not limited to) Layyeddd Out, Underwear-mustache parties and hotel ragers; it's not gay if it's Corn Status.

"I partied with Corn Status and all I got was a root canal"

by C0RNSTATU$ August 15, 2012

Red State Spexs

A Magical Pair of glass that enables conservatives to see the truth about about the liberal agenda and the world around them. With these specs, reality is no longer liberally biased and makes perfect ideological sense.

The Red State Specs among other things make...

* Hidden Motivations of Reporters, Statisticians and debate moderators, among others, are made as clear as day.

* Find of what Liberals really believe when they talk about issues important to them such as climate change.

* See issues not convenient to conservatives and their narratives disappear infront of you very eyes. You will never need Fox News again!

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by Libertatis January 8, 2015

statriotic

sta.tri.ot.ic (STAY-tree-o-tic)
-adjective

The quality of being loyal or devoted to a state; having the characteristics of a statriot.

I am proud to be a Cornhusker. I am a statriotic Nebraskan.

by P, B, B, D & J May 4, 2007

Status Ho

Not to be confused with "staus quo," this term refers to a person who always updates their Facebook status to something in order to elicit attention in the form of comments.

Jason is always trying to be witty on his Facebook status, but in fact he is simply a Status Ho.

by queendna January 16, 2009

Staten Island Surprise

Having a female sit on your face, expecting to perform cunnilingus on her, only to have her suddenly defecate on/in your mouth before robbing you of your wallet and fleeing the scene. Named after the New York Borough that popularized the practice.

Yo, Tony? Did you hear what happened to Joe the other night? That hoe from the bar gave him a Staten Island Surprise.

by Bumpy Dallas March 18, 2010

Status Troll

One who updates their Facebook status to gain attention by posting useless information to annoy alleged victim(s).

Status Troll thrives on status replies from target victim (usually premeditated), so please be advised DFTT.

Scenario:

Status Troll knows of a victim that's been wanting a DSLR, Status troll knows victim will reply...

Status Troll: "Picked up a 5Dmkii..." Updated: 10 secs ago.
Victim: "Man, WTF! If I didn't tell you about it, you wouldn't get it... Lucky..." Updated 2 secs. ago.

Victim fed the Status Troll and was hungry for more...

Status Troll: "Yea, I just got it for the hell of it..."
Victim: "You Status Troll..."

by WhiteSeaBass April 14, 2011