boot screwed

buggered; stuffed; up the creek without a paddle

"We are totally boot screwed"

by WeWin March 3, 2006

taqthindal-screwjob

A mix of Punjabi and English commonly used by the children of immigrant parents, this term refers to losing something over which you have no control through fate.

I would have won that race if I hadn't got the taqthindal-screwjob.

by Sunny Dhillon September 10, 2007

Sonic Screwdriver

A tool that works very well at opening and closing doors, doesn't work on wood though, that's a shame. It doesn't kill, it doesn't destroy, it doesn't (usually) disintegrate (itself). The Sonic Screwdriver will pop up anywhere in time (Unless you caused the first caveman to hang himself (in that case, silly you)).

"Don't take a Sonic Screwdriver to IKEA, it may work well at defeating a bunch of hostile, liquid aliens but it doesn't work well on flatpack"

by CasualTimeLord June 26, 2016

sideways screwdriver

When you stick your penis in their ass and and they turn vertically so that your dick is being twisted and then pull out as a screwdriver would then insert the penis into their mouth to screw back in the screw.

Wow Mary really got that sideways screwdriver when he put it in her mouth twice eh?

by Uncle.playboi November 9, 2017

Screwnicorn

When a lesbian puts a strap-on on her forehead than proceeds to pleasure her partner

"The dyke preformed teh screwnicorn on her girlfriend

by Adam March 8, 2003

Screwed Again

The hopeless feelings of the "small people" who, over and over, get disappointed by a feeble government that fails to foster the needs of the majority, while protecting the interests of the few.
Being repeatedly let down by people or situations despite your best efforts.

The Senate rejected -for the fourth time- a bill that would have reauthorized extended benefits for the long-term unemployed, who got screwed again... a disgrace and an absolute slap in the face to basic human decency.

by rperazag July 6, 2010

screwable

something that can be screwed.

same meaning as "fuckable".

amy: hey ~ how did you do at the midterm?

joey : nah~ it's totally screwable

by pudding joe September 25, 2006