Sploosh

When Chris Moore can’t lift his fat ass out of the tub and he falls back in, resulting in water splooshing over the edges... Then he stays in the bath and jerks off to the Oracle.

I cant get my fat ass out of the tub and the water splooshed over the sides.

by MeepTC June 25, 2020

Sploogie

Spitting a lob or ball of semen at someone

Man 1: I can't believe she sploogied me, my hair needs to be washed.
Man 2: I can help you with the hair, I had to wash for weeks after the Sploogie Boogie on Halloween.

"I had a sploogie lobbed at me"

by Craigcraiginington November 18, 2020

reverse splooge

When you are making out with a guy, touch his penis and its not hard. (When its definitely expected to be)

I touched it, and it was a reverse splooge...eww

by haime and kyree November 7, 2010

Mental Sploosh

When you get so confused to the point of having orgasms, and throwing up. (trust me, ive seen it happen)

Timmy: Ah....Damn fuckin math problem

Me: No! Dont do it!

Timmy: AaaaaaAAAH! Huerallllgh....

Me: Dont fuckin Mental Sploosh....!

by Tucksta March 23, 2011

Ass splooger

Noun: one who chooses to shoot loads in asses.

A person who believes that the best place for his cum expulsions is in ass regions and assholes.

Tom blew hiw load in wendys bootie last night, jeez hes really a prolific ass splooger. He shot his juice in sandy and tonya last week too

by ballplayer182 March 8, 2022

splooge

A girly with rather large boobles that overhang the booble restrainer.

Check out the splooge, man. It's creeping down her sides!

by Acidomoduso July 30, 2008

splooj

This word can be used in many different ways and in various situations.

To spill. To mess up. The negative result of an action.

Oh crap, I just sploojed on my shit.

Prof. Teepchit sploojed me over.

Quit sploojing, Charlie Brown.

by hoda m August 14, 2008