reykjavik sperm bank 

Around a hot spring, gather a group of ladies looking to auto-impregnate and a group of donors. Have the donors wank into the spring and stir briskly with an oar. Everybody takes a dip and, I don't know, makes fondue or something.

"If you're looking to get pregnant I'm having a Reykjavik Sperm Bank in Jackson Hole this weekend. You should come!"

reykjavik sperm bank by Serge Turtle March 30, 2016

sperm 

sperm. the stuff that comes out of ur dick when u masterbate.

shit! i got sperm all over my bed!

sperm by anderson September 1, 2004

sperma 

sperm, but means snobbish people who likes
brow-beat waiters in Belgrade cooffee-houses

people who seeting in this cafe are such a sperma means:
ljudi koji sede u tom kafiću su sperma(snobovi)

sperma by peeerich April 29, 2009

PB and sperm sandwich

just what it sounds like. the art of making a Peanut Butter and jelly sandwich for a tool and adding a little juice for extra spice.

im making AJ a PB and sperm sandwich because i know he dumb enought to eat it

PB and sperm sandwich by mitch "silent dominater" james November 26, 2007

Spermbank 

Noun: 1. A facility where men can donate their ejaculate. The ejaculate is then used for artificial insemination by women whose husbands are sterile.

2. A very promiscuous girl.

1. "I love spermbanks! They actually pay you to jerk off! And you might get a kid out of it!"

2. "Dude, make sure you wear a rubber with that chick - she's a total spermbank. I hear she's in the triple digits."

Spermbank by drotic October 7, 2009

sperm bank quality 

Describes man whose intelligence, maturity and appearance make him suitable for sperm donation.

"I'm dating a new guy. He's not sperm bank quality, but he's better than the last one."

sperm bank quality by AbnormalBoy May 7, 2004

sperm pillow 

That is actually my pillow, which receives my sperm on a regular basis. A sperm pillow can be used instead of a cum rag. You might also try the effect of calling your girlfriend (or gay boyfriend) your sperm pillow. In fact, there seems to be no such concept in the English language, but we do create things with our thoughts, so I thought it might be a good idea to add it.

Hi sweetie, would you like to be my sperm pillow tonight?

sperm pillow by Pulvillus April 8, 2008