Definition:
A tragically unimpressive or awkwardly timed climax—especially one that happens so fast, it might as well have come from a potato.
Also used to describe any sexual finish that’s laughably underwhelming, lumpy, or just plain weird.
To spud spaff – To blow your load embarrassingly quick, often accompanied by a weird noise, facialtwitch, or apology.
When you insert a butt plug into your rectum, after this you consume an entire bottle of horse laxatives. You now wait, a few minutes later you do the child pose stretch with your bottom facing the floor, once the pressure is great enough to force out the butt plug leading to a jet like spray of feces.
The doctor said I needed to clear my bowels ASAP, so I decided to try the Leaky Seff.