scat snack

scat-snack: A comestible product usually consisting of a large bag of potato chips and human excrement. It is prepared by removing some of the chips, and then shitting in the bag. After this, the shit is covered with a fresh layer of potato chips. The bags thus prepared are usually left in school buses during field trips, to be discovered by some hapless passer-by.

Tommy thought he scored when he grabbed the bag of Doritos off someone’s seat. Unfortunately, he found out the hard way that he was eating a scat snack.

scat snack by Superdudester May 18, 2006

short snack 

A snack that is obtained and consumed in a short amount on time; usually in less than five minutes.

"Grab a short snack and get to bed!" Dad.

short snack by Starkblast19 November 6, 2017

scooby snack 

In the pot culture a scooby snack is the ash sucked into one's mouth during the act of smoking a marijuana pipe, especially on the last hit when the bowl is finished

Damn dude that bowl was beat you shouldn't have handed it to me I just got an awful scooby snack.

scooby snack by dagreygoose420 December 1, 2009

scooby snack 

The infamous dog biscuts of the 70's Scooby-Doo tv show. Now recognized as weed brownies.

If you think about it, this makes sense. Why could the gang hear Scooby talk? Why were Shag and Scoob always hungry?

scooby snack by El Toro Grande August 25, 2004

Bridnight Snack 

A combination of a midnight snack and breakfast. Because sometimes you crave peanutbutter and jelly sandwiches even at the darkest of hours.

Every night around 2AM I am overtaken by a deep longing for a bridnight snack. When I wake up in the morning, miraculously I'm not hungry at all.

Bridnight Snack by kptorrahk March 6, 2011

biddy snack 

Biddy snack refers most directly to the phenomenon wherein young women starve themselves and whore themselves out because they lack real substance. Much like a snack between meals, they are easy, probably bad for you, and ultimately unfulfilling.

As opposed to real women whose personality and looks are naturally beautiful, and who value themselves as more than just the sum of their sexual parts. These women, like 7 course meals, are harder to come by, and require a certain decorum to enjoy, but they are so deliciously satisfying in their richness.

In practice the term biddy snack can to refer to anyone, regardless of gender who is engaging in rude ass behavior, being a bitch, trying too hard at any particular task, or in reference to the larger community of people that actually generally lack substance.

When used among friends, biddy snack can be a phrase used to temper one another, and remind each other that they are all people of sound mind and body and should not be acting like damn fools.

"Fucking gym biddy snacks, always taking up all the treadmills."

Or

"Stop being a biddy snack and take the damn shot already.

biddy snack by CC O'Neill March 22, 2011

getting snack 

Masturbating in a hotel room

Ray is always getting snack on business trips

getting snack by BustyRusty June 20, 2014