Still Single

Yep, that’s right, all of your friends are in a relationship, you’re the last one, the last sad, single, sulked virgin, enjoy it while u can ig, someday someone will actually like you, until then, just get ice cream and cry that all your friends are slowly planning double dates without you cause you’re a hopeless romantic.

“Doing anything for v-day? My boyfriend is taking me on a picnic!”

“Oh that’s cool, I’m still single so no plans”

“Oh that’s sad.”

Still Single by Idk.k April 15, 2019

Assumed Single 

After a long relationship and you get left on “read”; thus insinuating the relationship is over

Wow, Adam’s girl left him on read after a 2 year relationship. He’s assumed single now!

Assumed Single by Assumed Single Guy May 20, 2021

canadian single player

when a man masturbates with a condom on

lol just did a canadian single player it was pretty cool

canadian single player by dirtydanshow May 7, 2019

Parasite single 

A parasite Single is someone who is single, no plans for marriage any time soon, not dating, still living with parents. Most parasingles don't quit this lifestyle until their late 30s, early 40s.

The term started in Japan, comming from a 1997 Japanese horror movie Parasite Eve & backed up by best-seller book by Masahiro Yamada in 1999.

Parasite single by Allaiyah June 24, 2004

International single people's day

On February 15th all the people that didn't get a valentine celebrate together. Cheers 🥂

International single people's day is today

International single people's day by Sherbi February 13, 2020

Married single mother 

A married woman who does all the childrearing, chores, providing for the family while her husband does not raise a finger to help. A term coined by youtuber Cynthia G

“She does all the house chores, takes care of the children, cooking while working a full time job. Her husband doesn’t help. She’s a married single mother.”

Married single mother by LadyDivest May 1, 2023

Mr. Single 

Inner fuck boy tha most men posses. Usually has the worst and best luck with woman. Term commonly used in Terrebonne.

Basit: Oh Samson your such a mister single today!
Carl: I dont get any girl, sure wish I was Mr. Single!

Mr. Single by Bazzare! December 10, 2019