cock shock

when a person goes through emotions that relate to post traumatic stress after being "cock-slapped" by one or more penises.

"Why is Martha so shaky?"
"Oh, because Martha has cock shock."

by hippie du magique October 4, 2008

Sticker shock

The reaction you has when you discover exactly how young the girl you've been dating really is.

"Brian had sticker shock when he discovered that his girlfriend was really 17"

by Telewyn May 10, 2007

pulse shock

the combination of sex jesus awsomeness ownage and everything that is good

pulse shock owns

by gotenks 2322 September 30, 2008

G-shock

When you pull a hot blonde girl,
Get her naked for the first time only to discover she has ginger pubic hair and she is a deceitful liar.

Hey Anthony did you do that blonde bird on Saturday night?
No I didn't she had ginger pubes I got G-shock and couldn't get a boner

by [e-mail] October 2, 2016

sticker shock

the pain u experience,when people put a sticker on your skin..and then pull it off...

Ouch!..dont give me a sticker shock

by CryptoGenesis May 28, 2010

comic shock

What happens when, after finding a new daily webcomic and spending a week reading the archives, you realise that there is no next comic, and you will have to wait 24 hours for the next one. Has been known to produce a catatonic states.

I got right into Sluggy Freelance, and started reading the old comics. 2 weeks later, I finished reading the archives. Man, I went into total comic shock. It wasn't pretty.

by Lee MacAulay November 8, 2003

shelf shock

when there is an overload of senses to shoppers when they go to a shelf and it is filled to the brim with eyecatching/bright colored boxes making the shopper overwhelmed and angry.

Shopper: "AARRRGGH! Muh Eyes! Muh Head! Too...Many...Things...Trying To Get My Attention!"
Shopper #2: "Ha ha, you just got Shelf Shock!"
Shopper 2 starts to laugh his @$$ off at other shopper's misery

by Devi8 May 8, 2008