brick shithouse complex

a term used to explain man's fear of getting cornholed when squatting in the bush, specifically homophobic men who wear their manhood as a defence system against what they feel is threateningly "gay".

Someone: "Vlad the Impaler enjoyed impaling people up the sphincter so he must of been scared someone would do the same to him"
Someone #2 "For sure, he totally built that castle of his with a brick shithouse complex"

by draven66 December 9, 2010

Shitcock

A lame attempt at an insult by putting a description infront of a name of a body part...

Shit-Cock

Piss-balls

"He is such a fucking shit-cock, I could kick his piss-balls ass anyday!"

by Anonymous March 21, 2004

Shitcoin

The type of cryptocurrency you buy when your blackout drunk at 4am.

Have you heard of? *insert new shitcoin* its gonna MOON i swear!

by disturb May 27, 2021

Shitgo

A Citgo gas station that shares it's space with a Taco Bell.

I hit the Shitgo and now I'm dropping the kids off in a mud slide.

by Drumcomic June 6, 2018

Shitcock Syndrome

This syndrome is rare and can only happen when you are railing your side bitches stinkie. This can also be known as aggressive anal, or just anal. And next thing you know your inserted white shlong comes out chocolate covered (shit or for you nerds feces). Know you have a shit cock, but wheres the syndrome. Every time you look at your shlong you see the horrific shit that was clinging to your shlong. And You will never be able to do anal again.

Jerry sticks his shlong into wife's anal hole (stinkie)
Wife: ohhh ya
15min later
Wife: ooohh yyaa fuck
Weird orgasim followed

Wife: ahhh (shit comes out)
Jerry pulls shlong out
Jerry: wtff thats fucked why bitch
Wife: im sorry
Jerry: we never doing that again
Jerry pukes while the wife cleans his shlong
Jerry never touches his wifes stinkie again, and has Shitcock syndrome

by Cochieman 456 November 27, 2020

Shinzo Abe

When you jerk off and right as you are about to cum, you sneak up behind a random person and jizz all over their back.

I need to wash my shirt. Some homeless guy just shinzo abe’d me!

by Catgirlsixtynyaan September 25, 2022

mobile shithouse

a Vehicle which is similar to a Larder or a Skoda. Doesnt do 0 - 60, does 0 - 26 and gets faster downhill

taxi driver : (talking on radio)
Customer : Shut up and drive your mobile shit house

by Anonymous October 14, 2003