Beaver Sharp

The term: Beaver Sharp is used to denote someone who instinctively knows how to get a woman into bed on the first date - A man who always scores with women and is a romancer, a dancer, a cunning player, whatever it takes.

man A: Man you aint that good looking but you always pull, how
come?
man B: well I guess thats coz I must be beaver sharp

by backdoortrojan May 6, 2008

Pencil Sharpener

1. A woman's vagina. sex usually involves a man inserting his "pencil" into the woman's pencil sharpener.
2. A sometimes electronically-powered device used to sharpen pencils if they break or become too blunt.

1. Dude: "woah, check out that hot ass babe!"
Other Dude: "I gotta sharpen my pencil in that baby!"

2. Kid: "Teacher, can I use the pencil sharpener?"
Teacher: "Why are you asking people permission to use a pencil sharpener? Just do it already, it's perfectly legal!"

by B34ST December 28, 2005

Sharpify

of or pertaining to sharpifying something via a sharpie.

We will sharpify your face today if you sign this legal document.

by everybodyx42 October 23, 2005

Sharp

ADJ. This is the adjective from the word shar-pei and refers to penises that have too much foreskin. Although primarily a description of a slightly odd penis, the adjective has also come to be used for someone or something stupid.

Person 1 'I think it would be quite fun swimming downstairs... oops i mean downhill, but wouldn't it be hard swimming back up again?'
Person 2 'You are so sharp!'

by Nanky April 22, 2007

Sgarp

To stab someone with a suitably sharp object but in a harmless way.

I Sgarp your shoe into the ground.

by Taryn July 31, 2004

Sharpiesscrubs

Scrubs Fan Site

Hey, u watched the latest episode of scrubs on Sharpiesscrubs.tk!

by the great creator March 30, 2009

sharpieholic

Someone who is addicted to the smell of sharpies or white-out, and can get high off them

Jessie: Algebra is so boring, I was sniffing sharpies the whole time to stay awake
Griffin: Dude, you're a sharpieholic

by ashcakebatter March 28, 2010