Coffin Robber

(Noun). In the same vein as a cradle robber except backwards. When a young individual dates someone significantly older.

Damn! That Crystal Harris is such a coffin robber marrying that old-ass man.

by PopcornS May 9, 2011

THEEVING GYPSY ROBBERS

theeving (pronounced this way, not a typo) gypsy robbers are parasitic underbellies of society who do not contribute and feel they can take whatever they want. They wrench car doors open at night, steal your cd player but leave cds on the seat as they are too feral to enjoy your music, demonstrating they are both law-breaking and ungrateful.

"Those theeving gypsy robbers stole my cd player out of my car last night"

by Charl & Ewan June 23, 2006

Robert Pattinson

ugly guy that has to have fake abs put on for his scene without a shirt in New Moon

Girl 1: OMG who's that guy?
Girl 2: Which one?
Girl 1: The one with the bad tan and bad body
Girl 2: Oh that's Robert Pattinson he makes a horrible Edward Cullen. You know the guy who plays Stephan Salvatore in the Vampire Diaries?
Girl 1: yeah what about him?
Girl 2: he would have made such a better edward

by Edward Hater December 31, 2009

Robert De Niro Face

When you take a toke from a joint and you make a really weird face!

Robert De Niro Face

by migget August 6, 2009

robert

a butt face

robert

by under thunder December 10, 2013

Robert Pattinson

The prime example of how a physically unattractive, unhygenic guy can be adored by millions of females simply for playing a heartthrob character in a movie that became phenomenally popular.

Ugly guys who are desperate to get laid are envious of Robert Pattinson.

by twilight? December 14, 2009

Robert Ambrozy

It's the Polish Michael Jackson.

Robert Ambrozy: *Moonwalk*

by AdamtheJobin February 18, 2010