Raging Retard

To be extremely unpredictable while intoxicated. A person in this state will do actions they won't while sober such as, jump off or into things, bite others, break objects. Also while talking/yelling you may understand the words but their sentences will not make sense and seem completely random.

But overall you still have fun either being a Raging Retard or your friend is acting like one.

Kevin; "Man, did you see Jay last night, he broke a mirror in the bar, bit Dan's girlfriend, and was giving bums on the streets hugs and cigarettes"

Dave: "Yeah, he was a real raging retard after those 6 shots of Jager."

by zr2pilot July 4, 2008

Catholic Retard

Catholic retards think they are better than every other fucking person and think that saying sorry to a fucking priest means they can do anything they want.

Known for raping choirboys in the ass, all while saying your bad for masturbating
What a bunch of cuntbag hypocrites!
What my retarded dad is.

The Catholic Retard had anal sex with the choir boys then confessed it to the priest so he could do it again.

by AnalobliterationGod! July 7, 2019

Internet self-retardation

The act of knowingly talking stupid while chatting on the internet. Usually in an attempt to sound cute or random.

Person 1: O HAI HOW ARE YEW?!

Person 2: do me know yew? I dun think yew know me.

Person 1: Oh I sowwy fo dat! i thought yew was summbuddy else!

Someone with intelligence: Stupid random morons. That's Internet self-retardation for ya.

by hillbillybiskit August 5, 2008

retard

A derogatory term for a person who is mentally handicapped or learning disabled. Can be really hurtful, damaging and offensive.

"Look at that kid sitting by himself. He must be a retard!"

by Palanaki August 27, 2007

Retard Farmer

A person who looks over Retards

"hey look it's one of those Retard Farmers!" *Everyone Laughs*

by Mike March 1, 2004

retard check

A raid or instance boss or aspect of an encounter in World of Warcraft that is defined by the ability of group members to accomplish a simple task.

When the words "Do not move" appear in the middle of your screen while fighting the Shade of Aran and you continue to move, you have failed the retard check by killing your group members.

by Dexaw April 24, 2008

Retardationalism

People who follow the retard ideologies. Retardationalism is usually used by midlife crisis, high school students, and ADDs to gain attention in class. Retardationalism is lead by Hillary Clinton. R-tards are the people who follows the concept of Retardationalism.

I will purposely fail my test today because I follow the concept of Retardationalism.

by BenchMax345 February 24, 2008