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Pulled a Jared

1. When a guy reads the communist manifesto, understands nothing he read, but changes his entire lifestyle.
He now is extremely feminine, listens to emo, dates "easy" women. Disrespects women, and hates the system that puts the shirt on his back.

2. claiming to support the proletariat, but he is not one himself.

3. doing something obviously hypocratic

4. see emo
See that kid wearing the Che t-shirt, and selling candy for school . . . Yeah he pulled a jared.
by The Real Proletariat April 10, 2005
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pulled a sam

To have loud sex with someone in a dorm, to the point where everybody can hear you. Especially applies to figures of authority.
The proctor pulled a sam last night. He didn't realize that playing loud music wouldn't mask the sound of him banging his girlfriend, so the rest of the dorm was up the entire night listening to them.
by kerrerific April 13, 2008
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Pulled a Marc

To do something like Marc-André. Usually means to fuck up.

1. In card games, to pull a Marc is to take back something you waaaaay after your turn ended. Usually fucks the games up and pisses off the other player(s).

2. In school or any other place where you get graded, to pull a Marc means to bomb a test, exam, etc.

3. In video games, to pull a Marc refers to untimely defeat.
1. Guy 1: Okay, I play this card. Your turn
Guy 2: So I'll play this card and you lose.
Guy 1: NO WAIT I take it back I'll play THIS card and you actually don't win.
Guy 2: What the fuck! Stop pulling Marcs!!

2. Guy 1: Dude how'd you do on your math exam?
Guy 2: I pulled a Marc and got a 12% on it and now I have to go to summer school.
Guy 1: Bummer.

3. (Silently hiding behind some shrubbery)
n00b: I see him...he's got this super l33t sniper rifle. I'd better rush him so he can't hit me. (runs at him in a straight line)
HEADSHOT!
L33t: Fucking n00b!
n00b: Aw I pulled a Marc!
by ArkaneDemon June 17, 2008
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Pulled a Lennon

When you spill a drink (tea, coffee, squash, coke, fanta etc)
i was at my desk the other day and "pulled a lennon", the tea went all over my work papers!

someone has pulled a lennon all over Ross Taylor's face, look at the stains
by th3 all s331ng 3y3 June 27, 2009
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pulled a Dick

pulled a Dick
an expression describing when someone who is angered by another person begins to mumble incoherently to himself and then walks away visibly pissed off. The shaking of the angry person's head and/or the throwing up of one or more of his arms are also common occurences, though not necessary or exclusive ones.
Jake was pissed when I told him he had to work this weekend. He so pulled a Dick.
by BennyKennedy April 1, 2009
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Pulled a Chris Hansen

When, after learning the person you are chatting with is a predator, you proclaim that you are Chris Hansen, from To Catch A Predator, in an attempt to drive them away.

Other Terms: Pulling A Chris Hansen
<bigD!CK21>: Hey, I'm 21/m/new york. How old are you?
<littlecutie9>: 15/f/new york. You do know I'm not legal right?
<bigD!CK21>: It's okay. I'm totally okay with that.
<littlecutie9>: Hello. I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Now, can you tell me what you were planning to do tonight?

~<bigD!CK21> has logged off~

Marissa: Hey, remember that college guy I told you I was chatting with?
Ricky: Yeah. How'd that go?
Marissa: Yesterday he asked me what I was wearing and if I was legal. So I Pulled a Chris Hansen and laughed when he logged off.
by RedRaine November 16, 2009
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pullerman

he pulled his pullerman out😱😱
by jogabagaba April 14, 2022
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