Promance

When two men have a work relationship, that is completely platonic, but facilitates motivation, ego-stoking, and enhances their daily work.

Two men meeting at work and then doing everything together, including ego stroking, slight competition, frequently talking about one another, getting beers and talking about work.

"Hey Nikee, have you notice the new promance between our husbands, Derek and Chris? They spend so much time working and all they talk about when the get home to us is each other!"

by garnet31 August 12, 2009

Premature Evacuation

the feeling that results from leaving the toilet too fast when finished with crap

Premature evacuation
Dude: Shit man dont touch my butt. I just prematurely evacuated
Second Dude: Sorry man...i didnt know

by Kevinnnb April 6, 2008

Premature Kojaculation

Early onset of baldness. Named for the Seventies TV character "Kojac" played by bald actor, Telly Savalas, who shaved his head long before it became popular.

"Are you losing your hair?"

"Yeah, Premature Kojaculation runs in my family. Either that or I'm growing a lot more forehead."

by Don Howard September 2, 2007

Premarital Masturbation

Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.

Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

promazing

combination of "pro" and "amazing"

Johnny Lee is promazing.

by Eric^gerber January 26, 2008

Phomatose

To be down for the count after eating a big bowl of PHO at the local Vietnamese Restaurant...

Oh man that PHO was good.... I'm Phomatose and probably won't be able to do much this afternoon.. I need a nap

by waggyIS October 18, 2004

Premature Corneration

The act of beginning to drift too soon on Mario Kart, thus resulting in driving on the grass which inhibits your speed and more than likely costing you a few places.

Anna: Yes! getting up speed, gonna get back to first place in no time!

*starts drift too soon*
Ok, hold it out....No! I'm on the grass!!!!!

Rob: *Overtakes* Hahah I'm winning!

Anna: -_-" damn premature corneration...

by Annaterasu July 1, 2011