nigger popsicles

when it is too cold to steal

Man, its fucking nigger popsicles outside.

by Micr0nutz January 15, 2007

plopsicle

A popsicle containing or wholly consisting of Anal excrement.

"Wow Jimmy this plopsicle is great! how did you know I loved corn?"

by Pisshead February 16, 2005

Sex and Popsicles

A phrase coined to express indifference to a given situation.

"Where do you want to eat?"

"I don't know... it's all sex and popsicles to me."

by Andrew Walters December 1, 2007

Podsicle

A digital device, especially an iPod, that has been left in a cold car in extremely cold weather, rendering its display useless. This is especially common among older generation electronics with black and white displays.

Passenger: Man it's cold!

Driver: I know right? It's gotta be like 2 degrees out right now!

Passenger: Dude, can I put on that new Shins album?

Driver: You might have to wait till it warms up in here, man. My iPod's probably a podsicle right now.

by Robert Merkle December 14, 2008

Paedophile Popsickle

Painting your cock to look like a lollipop to little kids

A paedophile popsickle is when a paedophile paints his erect cock to look like a lollipop. He then hides behind something, with his cock in view. Little kids will think it's a lollipop, and give a good lick. This will pleasure the paedophile!

by tomafishaful November 12, 2011

sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday

this is the greatest possible compliment that you can give a woman after receiving oral sex or when later referring to the girl who performed oral sex on you. it is only to be used as a term of endearment. using this term in a negative connotation should result in all of your friends shunning you for the remainder of the day.

note: oral sex does not have to be performed on sunday for the term to be used.

Mick: wow, that girl i met last night sure sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday.

Manny: really?

Mick: yeah, she was the best i have ever had.

by Scott Likes Scotch May 24, 2008

poopsicle

to analy pleasure your partner immediately followed by felatio

after i banged her ass she turned around and hoovered my poopsicle.

by pat harvey October 28, 2002