Poofle

nickname. this chick is crazy, has a crazy ass temper, funny, weird, shallow (;, bony booty hands, and breathes like she's fighting for air.

Damn! That Poofle is smokin'!

by Tiger33+12 August 21, 2011

the poofster

A tiny-eyed creature with a considerable poof (whether shampooed or dirty) who kisses like a sparrow, drinks champagne out of a china bowl, does the jokerman headshake dance, thinks love should not be reduced to consistency between word and deed, and who snaps a magnum condom into thirds whenever he uses one...which is hardly ever.

Shit! I don't have a china bowl for the champagne- hopefully the poofster won't mind drinking it from this stemless martini glass.

I made the mistake of discussing amorous consistency with the poofster last night; I should have just grabbed a magnum and kissed his tiny sparrow lips.

by peppermint soap October 23, 2006

Poofen

black guy who is an expert in sensual whale calls

WAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i'm poofen i can do whale calls

by horace23423 August 17, 2011

poof girl

a chinese girl that cannot pronounce the word proof correctly. she also likes to run around with her shirt off

poof girl

by mr14x January 23, 2009

POMF

Pissed Off Mother Fucker

Tom: Your brother must have been a POMF once you spent his money on candy

by Flying_Guillotine January 26, 2017

poofinismer

the process in which a young boy become a gay individual in the presents of gay men and queer eye 4 the straight guy.

that boy has a bad case of poofinismer

by zoe October 11, 2004

Poofsplosion

the act of Claudio Sanchez's unruly hair poofing up to five hundred times its size. Originally created by 'skibalovesyou' on Livejournal and used to describe the amount of poofing gone on in a Poof-Off.

"POOFSPLOSION!"
"Ahh! He's sucking Frankie into his fro!"

by AlleyCee July 27, 2005