Chicken Pecker

People that are not bright, aka helmets.

Ted is a chicken peckers.

by Chicken Pecker420 January 17, 2021

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

Mike’s delicious pecker

Anyone named Mike has the power to cure all sicknesses to females by having rough oral sex.

I was super sick so I decided to have rough oral sex with mike’s delicious pecker to get over the cold.

by Unknown wood pecker January 7, 2022

pecker punched

Getting thumped in the face with a giant cock.

You said what!! Thwap! Pecker punched.

by hirsakowski January 27, 2016

Funny pecker

Funny pecker is funny haha 8======)

Haha funny pecker fell off

by Funny pecker July 6, 2021

pecker pirate

one that steals peckers. literally or figuratively.

pecker pirate meaning could be stolen by a pissed off woman for example literally or figuratively.

by red_baron1986 August 12, 2015

egg pecker

Egg shaped head.

Look at jay baos head, hes got a egg pecker!

by Lisaannsbum November 9, 2021