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by Carnatziu2000 November 22, 2021

pasta

mmm good f o o d attract some spicy italians y u m m y f o o d

American: i'm making pasta
Every italian within a 500 mile radius: mmm f o o d

by i dont know what i am December 5, 2021

Pasta

The literal physical expression of god.
Every flag has been drawn in reference to pasta.

Person1:do you like pasta?
Person2:I'm an atheist.
Person1:here look-(shows the guy pasta)
Person2:point me to the nearest church

by Me basically December 30, 2021

Pasta

A squishy, comforting affair that pairs nicely with salt and butter.

Edgar's parents: We are getting a divorce.
Edgar: It's time for pasta

by Pastafarian43 January 7, 2022

Pasta cabronara

An imaginary food that turns the eater into a cabron (asshole). Italian/Spanish equivalent of haterade.

"Dude, what's up with José today?"
"I don't know man, he must have had pasta cabronara with extra sauce for dinner."

by ffw8ten February 4, 2022

Pasta salad

A word used to refer to a vague (and ultimately empty) promise to do something.

"Oh shoot I forgot the pasta salad I was going to make you for your birthday. I'll have it the next time I see you."

by Cortney Brabaw February 9, 2022

Pasta Dinner

When a guy with a Jacob’s ladder piercing puts wet spaghetti noodles in place of the barbells, fucks a girl on her period, then gets a blowjob.

Dude I dropped acid with my girlfriend last night and then she gave me a pasta dinner, absolutely life changing!

by Dingleberry inc. February 16, 2022