Nude man's own dressing

Ejaculate, preferably spread out over a large area. If diet is taken into consideration, you may get a variety of flavors, from pineapple to asparagus. Not necessarily linked to tossing salad, but that will probably result in dressing on the side.

By the time they finished, he was sore all over and her cherry tomatoes were covered in nude man's own dressing.

by svils March 5, 2008

fuck off and mind your own

generally this term will occur when someone's presence or opinion isn't wanted, or when someone should stop being a nosey little fuck and keep on moving.

"What did you do last night"

"Fuck off and mind your own business"

by Kate Louise February 20, 2017

A League of Their Own

To tell or scold someone by using quotes from the movie "A League of Their Own"

Hey...there's no crying in baseball

Stop right there. Don't A League of Their Own me!

by Hank Thomas October 17, 2008

Go own them

Typically when the teacher of A103 (see def. "A103al") included the IS or the TA in the "A103al" process. This can also mean using the "Own A103" program to shut down the entire A103 computer lab.

"Go Own Dan Ness, He is "out of task."

by mrstangis May 7, 2005

scored an own goal

Having made out with someone of the same sex.

Tom scored an own goal at a drunken party.
Sara scored an own goal out on a hen night.

by CortalUX April 21, 2007

tying your own noose

Knowing beforehand that whatever you're about to proceed into is doomed.

20 pounds of uncut Peruvian flake (cocaine) taped to his thighs?!? Didn't anyone clue that doofusin? That's like tying your own noose if you think youre gonna make it by the coppers through customs.

"I LL show him! " she storms out of the secret cubby hole exploding towards the bedroom door.

The Black Widow turns to her prospective new mate, while munching on her husbands head.

"That crazy leggy broad is tying her own noose, if she thinks she can untangle that love connection."

by Bags Bradley January 29, 2018

Cell Phone Self Own

1) When your phone's autocorrect absolutely savages you.

2) When you are texting in bed and accidently drop your cellphone on your face.

"Yo, I want some dick

Some duck* ... Shit"

"Lmao, cell phone self own"

by F41R September 2, 2021