naked shorts

A midget or dwarf without clothes.

Bro, Robin Hood really fucked those naked shorts!

by nobody of interest January 28, 2021

naked wedgie

When somebody strips you to your underwear and (wedgies) you

A naked wedgie is when I was in school and these jocks stripped me to my undies and hung me by them and ever could see my wedgied cheeks

by Wedgie boy124 October 27, 2019

Nut Naked

Being completely naked. Usually referring to men because their nuts (scrotum/ballsack) are visible.

Tina asked Paul what he was wearing and Paul replied "I'm nut naked."

by tron9200 March 26, 2010

Naked Coffee

Coffee Consisting of Coffee Granules and Water only

In A Morning , Naked Coffee Is Available To Guest's !+)

by The V ONE 2nd To None June 13, 2018

Naked-Sama

An act of recreational sumo wrestling, while naked and for an audience. Preferably with at least one participant being asian.

Accidental buggery is allowed: Fingering opponent's anus and/or vagina, pulling opponent's private parts, etc.

"Oh man, we had a Naked-sama that lasted an entire day. My private parts will be sore for weeks"

by LikeTA November 5, 2013

naked blanket

A special blanket that is only for being naked under. Generally used by couples in the privacy of their own home, but can also be used discretely in pubic settings.

"I'm gonna invite my girlfriend under the Naked Blanket tonight!"

by martybrown November 27, 2012

Naked Bike

A type of motorcycle that is usually a crossover between a sport-bike and a cruiser. They are recognized by the minimal amount of body taken off for weight saving and a riding position that is upright and comfortable. They are usually criticized by sport-bike riders as "weak wannabe sport-bike riders" but they are really just jealous that these guys were smart enough to choose performance and comfort instead of busting their butts on ever pebble on the road.

Yo bro, your Naked Bike is so lame, you need to get a super sport to get that real performance; well maybe not, you should keep the bike that matches your performance in the bedroom.

by I post dumb words May 17, 2018