Nuttered

Verb: The removal of balls

To have your balls removed.

Is Romeo nuttered?

by Mike&Melissa November 18, 2011

Nutters

Short shorts worn so high that the testicles or "nuts" are actually exposed. Made famous by NBA superstar John Stockton, who wore them every game of his career.

John Stockton was sporting his nutters quite well during the game today, although his testicles were quite mis-shapen and sickening. It truly is a good thing that Karl Malone chose to go with the nutters tonight or else all focus would have been placed squarely on the swollen nuts of John Stockton and his blatent dis-reguard for public nudity laws...and maybe even Jeff "Horny" Hornacek

by Big Doggy Jizzle December 28, 2005

Nutta Butta

The lube used to jerk off with.

Lacy was going to kill her boyfriend. He’d been dipping into her expensive imported face cream to use as nutta butta again.

Adam couldn’t decide which nutta butta he wanted to use. The Astroglide, coconut oil, or the hand lotion...decisions, decisions.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Natty to Slampiece Ratio

The Natty to Slampiece Ration (NSR) is the mathematical law defining the fixed ratio of Nattys to Slampieces in a given area at any given time, per 1 Bro. When N= natty and S= slampiece, the ratio is as follows: S>N.

For instance, if there is 1 Natty, before the Natty can be consumed, there must be at least one slampiece in close proximity to that natty. This law is closely related to the Bro to Slampiece Ratio (BSR) and the Natty to Bro Ratio (NBR).

Bro 1 and Bro 2 are talking on the phone.

Bro 1: Bro, i've got a real problem. I was about to pound a six-pack of Natty here but then i realized- I only have 5 slampieces! My Natty to Slampiece Ratio is totally unchill, bro! Can you help a bro out, bro?

Bro 2: Absbrolutely, bro. I'll be right over. It just so happens I've got an extra slampiece right here.

Bro 1: Thanks bro. You're the best bro a bro could ask for.

by E. R. Smith November 6, 2010

nutter

Anyone who thinks that the fat oaf Boris Johnson was a good Prime Minister or that the smelly little paki named Khan is a good Londonistan Mayor .

Nutter..Man but that Londistan is full of nutters who voted for Johnson and the smelly little paki bloke .

by Ihate pakis December 23, 2022

Butter Your Nutter

To lubricate your penis, and rhyme at the same time.

Sam: man, her handjobs are so whack!
Lee: try to butter your nutter, it'll go nice n smooth.

by Poor Raped Goat May 31, 2006

Nutterfuck

The act of penetrating a vagina with one or both testicles.

"Lindsay was shocked and somewhat invigorated when, during coitus, Lance began to nutterfuck her."

by The Nuttercracker October 12, 2008