matesturbate

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

by B0 Ch1zw1t July 27, 2005

Modest Vagina Syndrome

Anatonym to American Big Dick Syndrome

Those with Modest Vagina Syndrome would say such things as :

We'll just have to agree to disagree and not make a big deal of it

or

We're pretty good, maybe not the best or the most awesome, but pretty good.

by Rational Thinker August 24, 2007

child molester

Literally me

I am a child molester

by localpriest October 25, 2019

mateshit

all your flat mate's belongings, strewn around the floor.

Guy 1: nice place you got here

Guy 2: yeah, if you look pat all the mateshit all over the floor

by bennnyyyyyy January 23, 2009

Flat Mates

(Noun) Friends that aren't so well endowed/have small breasts, relatively female.

I'm just hanging out with my flat mates

by Syde Trak August 15, 2011

Bike Molester

BMX riders...they do crazy ass stunts on their bikes and it looks like they're killing the damn thing.

Fruitbooter: Yo woodpusher, get the hell out the way.
Woodpusher: Naw dude tell the fkn bike molester to quit cuttin me off!
Bike Molester: This is fkn wicked!!
Fruitbooter: Get the fck out the way, you fkn bike molester!!!

by tom--> e August 28, 2007

mobese

Someone who is not fat but thinks and eats like a fat person.

Sherry you are so mobese that was like your third piece of cake.

by c-dowg October 16, 2007