mercy main

A person that has the excuse to blame their fucking team if they lose and just says that if they stole a so called play of the game they are a pro and all they do it sit on their ass and press one button hiding behind a player or wall

That's a mercy main they don't know how to do anything

by AmErIcAn__LaTiNo April 8, 2017

merp

A merp is a specific type of girl--can be from ugly to cute, but cannot be hot. A merp is always a small girl, cannot ever refer to a large girl/woman as a merp. A merp will usually have some kind of weird or immature qualities.

note: can never refer to someone you would perceive as a WOMAN as a merp, always going to be a GIRL.

Whats your type of girl, actually I know, you love merps.

Theres only merps at this party, lets leave.

Youll probably get with a merp tonight.

by KD- yerp, DanTheMan December 18, 2010

Merry-Terri

when a woman wipes her dingleberries in a mans backhair for festive purposes.

The holidays are coming, so my wife gave me a Merry-Terri.

by Thordack: bringer of pleasure September 19, 2008

Mercy Lunch

Derived from "mercy fuck". Having lunch with someone because you feel sorry for them and they keep suggesting to have lunch sometime.

Bill kept bugging me to get together to hear his dumb ideas, so i finally budged and gave him a mercy lunch.

by Kiddo con carmex December 23, 2010

merry-go-round spanking

The classic spanking while held by one had and running in circles.

I saw a kid getting a "merry-go-round spanking" on the side of the road.

by Lester Bone December 16, 2011

Merry Go Brown

To gather a group of people (preferably friends) with horse masks, then duct tape all of them to a ceiling fan.(They must have their ass facing the ground) Whilst on the fan, they must proceed to defecate onto a female (or male) body.

Tim: Hey David, have you herd?
David: What? About Chris's Merry Go Brown party?
Tim: Yeah, I herd tonight it's Erica turn.
David: Finally! I got to go pick up my mask from the cleaners.

by FancyKrip September 6, 2013

merp

a chameleon burp

a chameleon after drinking too much water or when frustrated says "merp."

by smlemur February 21, 2011