Ancient Mariner

An uncommon sex act described as follows. "An Ancient Mariner begins when you're having doggie style sex which culminates in an ejaculatory climax onto your partner's back. When she (or he) turns around to tell you what an awesome job you did, you throw a bowl of clam chowder in their face." Also known as "The Reverse Houdini"

I could not give Jill an Ancient Mariner because she's allergic to Clam Chowder.

by John Glenn September 16, 2008

marites

marites always say OMD wich means (oh my d???d) if ur name is sara or tiffany u will never know.

marites will never tell you.

by missomd March 29, 2009

Marine

Muscles are required intelligence not essential

I shoot, but i dont know what I'm doing here, I'm a marine

by LackAt September 2, 2007

marine natural resources

An animal or group of animals that exists within the marine habitat

such as a school of fish

by Jeff February 11, 2004

ex-marine

A Marine is a Marine for life! He is a Marine from the yellow foot prints in Boot Camp, till the day of his death and beyond. Even after death, "once a Marine Always a Marine". It is considered rude and impolite to call a Marine and Ex-Marine. He can be referred as an Inactive or Retired Marine.

Joe: That Tom is still hard core! Didn't he get out, like, two years ago?

Sam: Yeah, He is an out going Ex-Marine!

(Tom apears from no where in a puff of smoke,and slaps the hell out of sam and states loudly ("Semer Fi For Life").

by Anthony Moulton August 4, 2007

Marine

A group of people who have been psychologically manipulated by the U.S. government to feel superior to others and take pride in carrying out the shit the U.S. pulls on its own citizens and other countries.

Marines spamming up UrbanDictionary with worthless egotistical definitions. They bicker about degrees and ASVAB scores even though they suck at using the English language.

by pocketwatch March 26, 2009

Malines

Red, itchy bumps or patches all over the buttocks and penis. This skin problem that often begins as a teenager as chapped butt cheeks and scaly patches on the penis. Rash can cause penis to retreat (turtle) inside and will cause further irritation.

Malines itchy bumps and patches caused a penis to turtle inside and give irritation.

by cdawgy July 8, 2007