wiffle monster

A vagina of unusually large size and extreme hairiness, sometimes accompanied by teeth.

Woman No. 1: "Gertrude sure has lost a lot of weight lately."

Woman No. 2: "Yeah, but she still has a wiffle monster."

by vogonjoe March 19, 2014

dilly monster

An irritating person who get's easily flustered, frustrated and butt hurt.

It was a joke Jimmy quit being a dilly monster about it.

by Stugots84 June 22, 2015

The Tooker Monster

A young man on the hunt for a nice tooker (a firm and round female butt)

"oh shit, its ricky, the Tooker Monster, he's gonna go get Rachel's tooker."

by haydenaltimari October 2, 2018

a monster in paris

A great movie about a monster who makes friends with a French singer, based on The Phantom of the Opera, except the French girl, Lucille, is the Svengali.

Leona: Have you seen A Monster in Paris?
Jennifer: Nope.
Leona: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? GO SEE IT ASAP!

by SuomiSverigeNorge April 20, 2018

e monster

a monster created by EVAN and part of the E FOUNDATION

DO NOT LET THIS E MONSTER BREACH ITS CONTAINMENT AGAIN

by evanger_11 March 5, 2021

sketch monster

some one who does or says sketchy things. overly sketchy, suspicious.

ruby: OMG guess what matt told me last night?
catherine: what?
ruby: he said we should go to the woods at night
catherine: what a sketch monster!

by candycanelegs September 3, 2012

Wandering Monster

One who will not be found on the main road. This person is a gamer that values friendship but is also willing to participate in frequent insults pertaining to another Monsters mother. A Monster must be witty and ready to strike at the first sign of weakness. Insults are subject to review by other Monsters and will be judged accordingly. Insults that don’t live up to expectations will be dismissed while those that do will invite future attacks. Attacks which include the words Munging or Cosby Sweeter will most likely earn more respect from a Wandering Monster.

No Example for a Wandering Monster

by Woñs March 16, 2012