Pocket Lottery

Finding unexpected cash in your pockets.

Sweet, a $20! Pocket lottery.

by Laxonyou911 January 17, 2010

Mass Litter

Throwing large amounts of garbage (15+ items) out of a moving car. Items must be thrown out individually, not all in one bag. Usually mass litters occur after smoking weed and getting the munchies.

Yoo Me, Kev, and Mitch set a new mass litter record last night, 33 items of MacDonalds garbage!

by Ohio St. August 18, 2010

Ass-Litter

The particles of hair, lint, and shit left on the back of a toilet seat in a public washroom by a dirty ass.

I went into the airport bathroom and the seat was covered with ass-litter.

by Étienne Roux September 26, 2010

Blockbuster Luster

A person who hates a film unless it contains amazing actions scenes, high paid actors, and top notch special effects.

Wow Rico is such a Blockbuster Luster... his favorite movies are Transformers 2 and Avatar.

by Palient February 20, 2011

Crisp Lottery

Offering up a pack of crisps to a friend but he may only take one crisp without looking. What will they take? A piss poor crisp or a gigantic beast! Come and play the Crisp Lottery.

Whilst eating some crisps

Friend - "Oi oi crisp lottery"

You - "O go on then"

Friend - <shuffle> <chooses> "Ahh thats a shit crisp"

You - "You just lost the crisp lottery"

by benny_ March 18, 2011

Roofie Lottery

The act of consuming drinks found lying around a party and/or bar in hopes of finding on that has been drugged.

We thought she was just wasted but it turns out she was playing the roofie lottery...and she was wasted.

by PrincessofPuke November 1, 2011

Low Lottery

When a person of little means, manages to create a situation where they are injured and in turn sues for large amounts of money.

A boy who was stealing copper wire from a building was electrocuted. The family sued the building owners and won. Lucky for them they didn't spend much on his education or upbringing, I guess they always knew he'd win the low lottery for them.

by doofus2 September 16, 2013