to lay out 

to go outside and tan in the summer time

it's a gorgeous day, i'm going to lay out.

to lay out by emilemilemily May 17, 2008

Bad Lay

To be sexually insulted and not receiving any sexual gratification while the other partner ejaculates ; some shaming is implied ; bad sexual performance

He gave her a bad lay. He came/ejaculated and she didn’t receive any sexual gratification while he slept with her. Shamed her and didn’t speak a word to her or give her any eye contact.

Bad Lay by Angel_Ey3z December 4, 2018

Dan Lay syndrome 

(n) - a disease in which the infected grows strength, chivalry, and, as described in medical terms, a "whopping pair of cajones". Infection produces interesting side effects, however, including increased amounts of testosterone (which leads to increased female attraction, specifically those of the blonde persuasion), improved ability to recognize pitches (see "perfect pitch"), and even lack of cohesive thought. Based off of multiple figures with the same pseudonym functioning out of locations such as Los Angeles CA, Ridgewood NJ, and Boston MA.

Guy #1: Dude, how was your Friday night?

Guy #2: Man, I swear I must've gotten Dan Lay syndrome; I met the hottest blonde chick, convinced her to give me a blumpkin, and then she offered to pay me afterwords for how good it was!

Guy #1: ...well, fuck.

Dan Lay syndrome by Too many anons November 9, 2011

Romanian Lay 

When a tile installer only installs the tiles which require no cuts or other work to fit. This generally includes open floor areas and wall areas away from other walls, fixtures, drains and objects where the tiles need to be cut. The worker quickly installs these easy tiles and then attempts to convince the boss, customer or job site supervisor they have accomplished a great deal of work and require some form of upfront pay. They then leave the job site with this money and never return to complete the difficult part of the job.

Job site super> Did Alex finish the tiles in the bathroom?
worker> Nope, that bastard did the Romanian lay!
Job site super> I knew we should have paid him after he finished

Romanian Lay by BaldFatGuy March 31, 2011

to lay the smack down 

Verb: to say a severely harsh comment to someone and offend them so badly they cannot look at you.

commonly used phrase: The smack down has been brought.

When Amar told Ned that he needed three sweaters to be sown together to make one of Ned's socks, he layed the smackdown so badly that Ned could not look at Amar for three weeks.

to lay the smack down by Prophet Samuel December 8, 2004

consistent lay 

A relationship status in which the parties involved have sexual intercourse on a regular basis, nothing more and nothing less.

Father. "Son, you should get out of the house and get a steady job."

Twixter son: "Dad, all I really need is a consistent lay."

Father: "Someday soon, you'll be going through your quarter life crisis."

consistent lay by yes juanito yes April 11, 2016

The Guatanamo Lay 

While nailing a girl from behind (either anal or traditional) simply place a black bag, which will not asphyxiate over the head of that person. Once done, you push the person into the bathroom, and dunk her head into the water.

I swear I heard a Taliban war cry from that bitch, so I gave her the Guatanamo Lay!

The Guatanamo Lay by JonDay April 14, 2009