Jordan

She can be a total bitch but she has good intentions. She’s funny and smart but always talks bad about you behind your back

Person 1: hey I love your hair!

Person 2: thanks! (Walks away)
Person 1: ugh she’s so stupid

Person 3: don’t be such a jordan

by katwasntmeever September 30, 2018

Jordan

a guy who is not gutsy enough to ask out a girl

"ask her out bro"
"nah man i feel like a Jordan."

by thebezelowner June 1, 2018

Jordan

A Extremely stylish individual

Did you see Jordan the other day, total fashion mogul

by assasin May 5, 2018

Jordan

A complete and outer simp

Look it’s jordan the simp!

by Qalhajejsje May 13, 2019

jordan

someone that you love with your entire heart. someone that means more to you than anyone else. you'll die for this person and you wouldn't regret it. you want to spend the rest of your life with them- literally. you'd kiss them until your lips fell off and you'd hug them until your arms broke. there's nobody else in your entire life that you love more. i love you, jordan.

"jordan is so sweet! he's the best guy i've ever met"

by jadi is real April 8, 2019

Jordans

Expensive shoes worn by the douchebags in school.

Thomas: Check out Trevor strutting around the school in those Jordans.
Michael: ikr! He's a real douchebag.
Thomas: ikr!

by CashNetUSAdotcomMan August 5, 2018

Jordan

The most antisocial boy you will ever meet. He doesn’t leave his bed room all he does is plays games!

Person 1: Yo do you know a jordan
Person 2: no who’s that
Person 1: exactly he doesn’t come out of his bedroom

by what’s up niggaaaaaaa September 11, 2020