Human Rain Delay

An inconsiderate person that consistantly holds others hostage until they've finished with something they just started, especially after being told everyone else is ready. This jackass believes his time is more important than yours.

Hey Poindexter, we're heading out for a quick lunch.
Hang on just a second while I check my e-mail, forward my phone, lock my desk, unlock my desk to get my cell, re-lock my desk...
Dude, you are total human rain delay!
BTW. They come in female versions as well.
You know the girl that gets dressed three times while you're waiting because the dress/outfit doesn't quite go with the shoes, nails, handbag...

by 910 January 11, 2009

human fire extinguisher

When a thin midget paints himself red and chews alcha selter until foam spills out his mouth like a fire extinguisher.

Lets get it on with that human fire extinguisher.

by thekaldar October 10, 2011

Human Decency

Something that a lot of people don't have and it's frustrating because im so tired of arguing with people about basic rights and respect

ugh why cant people just have human decency. is it that hard to not be racist, homophobic, and sexist?

by todoroki's bussy juices March 25, 2021

hmara

the arabic word for a donkey. but is meant to mean a stupid girl.

look at her. she's a hmara.

by trina December 4, 2003

Humaira

Humaira is a sexy ass girl with a fat ass and she’s super popular and she can be bitchy and sassy but when you get to know her she’s kind and funny and the way she dresses is on point and she’s got the perfect body and she can steal your man

Girl:Hey will you go out with me

Boy: Sur-

Humaira walks in with her outfit on point looking sexy

Boy: I’m sorry I’ve got my eyes on someone else

by Your mum:) October 20, 2019

human bush

otherwise known as the vagina. A man's bestfriend.

"gave your mum's human bush a good seeing to last night BRAAP!"

by Louu and Jess August 3, 2007

Human Centipede Style

A sexual position where 3 or more gay men engage in a line of but sex. where instead of the head going in the butt its your little mans head going up the butt.

they had a pretty intense orgy, i think they did it Human Centipede Style

by mrbobcheese June 13, 2016