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Humaid

One of the best human out there. Usually a full package and shows it by his actions. Cares for everyone and is really sensitive but doesn't show it to anyone except to his close friends. Anyone can depend on him blindly and he never disappoints. Cracks the best jokes and always has a smile on his face.
Always shy and humble. people like humaid make the world a better place.
Is that humaid? He's such a great person.
by Turtleboi69 May 30, 2019
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Are we human, or are we dancer?

Possibly the most ridiculous lyrics in the history of song-making. The only song with lyrics that surpass Human in ridiculousness is Surfin' Bird by the Trashmen.
The Killers: Are we human, or are we dancer??!?
Bob: TURN THAT SHIT OFF!
by x NiLLA WaFeR x January 2, 2009
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Human Soup

The water used while one soaks in a bath, where ingredients normally include sweat, soap products, dirt, urine and occasionally specs of feces.
They say I make the best human soup. The real secret is waiting a week or two between baths. Adds flavor and excitement, without the need of adding additional salt.
by SeiRruf March 30, 2015
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Huah!

Huah! is what Michael Jackson said with a massive voice crack.
Huah! BEAT IT BEAT IT BEAT IT BEAT IT JUST BEAT IT!
by fboyface27 March 19, 2021
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Human Fuck Animal

Someone who is tied up in a basement and used soley to fuck and produce babies that can be used for various reasons.
Bob doesn't want to do his chores anymore, so he got himself a human fuck animal. Now he has children to do it for him.
by Ghostington February 17, 2014
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human sandcastle

When a male ejaculates and or nuts on a females face after receiving fellatio (aka- Head) on the beach, the male then reaches and grabs a hand full of sand and throws it on the face of the recipient (aka the female) drenched in semen, resulting in a human sandcastle.
While on spring break in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, Brett gave Erynn a human sandcastle on the beach after a stimulating round of fellatio.
by Mathew25693 February 3, 2008
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Human Aquarium

1. Pockets of Americans unwittingly engaging in absurd behavior without sense of irony.

2. Small American cities whose occupants’ normal manner of living is unknowingly considered absurd and ridiculous by the rest of society.

3. A collection of people all of whom can name more than 3 NASCAR drivers.
When attending Wrestlemania, I looked around and realized that I was surrounded by the entire spectrum of human life: alcoholics, the poor, the wealthy, tattoo-covered NASCAR fans, fans of competitive eating, pedophiles, and the barely-educated. The variety of specimens was unparalleled. I was in the Galapagos of human aquariums.
by spokdayt March 29, 2009
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