Hobese

adj.

A person who is so much a ho it is hazardous to one's health.

An obscene state of obesity mixed with the element of skank.

See Hobesity

That man can only be described as hobese.

Katie is so hobese that if she wears shorts they turn into a thong.

by Straight Serious November 17, 2004

Hoes mad

Used in response when someone points out that you in some places of America are not allowed to chop the limbs off of your child and vacuum its brain out the mother, sorry... birthing person. The phrase got popularized after Clarence Thomas, defender of American children, together with the other members of red justice leauge threw out Hoe vs. Wade out the window, which was the most horribly decided SCOTUS precedent in the history of the United States.

A: The Supreme Court just overturned Roe v Wade, there are countrywide protests, even in Pro-Choice states.
B: Damn, Hoes mad!

by CopeFrancis22 June 27, 2022

Coty Hawes

One who resembles a douche. This douche, usually already used, can portray themselves as homosexual, or as a human being with cliterus and a dick up there ass. Also refer to bro.

Chad: Hey, the craziest thing happened last night! I was clubbing and getting ready to make this move on some girl, and some random guy came and asked me if i would shove my cock in his mouth!!

Bruno: What the fuck man! What you say?

Chad: Well, I said no.....but then I figured why not get a dick shoved up my ass!

Bruno: Wow man.....your a real Coty Hawes.....

by NiggaBitchAssHoe March 28, 2009

Musty crusty hoes

A bitch who can’t keep up with money, a man, or a job periodt.

Follow me musty crusty hoes🏋️ ♀️

by Veebounce June 12, 2019

my hoes

My ride or die friends; squad that does everything together

Tesha: hey Kyra what are you doing tonight girl?
Kyra: oh me and my hoes are goin clubbing, its finna be lit

by Boujeeee asf July 27, 2017

hoes

Bad term describing black women of the Rutgers University women's basketball team with tatoos and afro-like curly hair, used on radio to make you loose your job if you're a moron basketball radio host using these terms.

- Don Imus (thinking: Today is a great day to loose my job!!) marveling at the tatoos on some of the Rutgers players (Gasp! Women with big tatoos!),
- Someone off-camera shouts: "...some hardcore hoes."
- Don Imus follows with: "That's some nappy-headed hoes there, I'm gonna tell you that now!"(then, loose my job)

by Silvain X April 30, 2007

Based Hoes

being extraordinarily hoes, which means you pull all the hoes, females,etc

omg based hoes! you pull all the women.

by hoer101 February 20, 2011