houston hammer

when in texas you analy fuck your bitch, then you cum in her eyeballs, causing her puss puss to spread wide open and scream spank me daddy.

damn that houston hammer sesh was unbearable last night.

by Sir. Faggot September 15, 2017

Holt

Mean girl who act like a teachers pet around teachers and is actually a mean bitch who hurts you and is most likely your enemy.

MOM "who stabbed you with a pencil
YOU " Holt!

by XXXDavid May 30, 2018

holtured

When a female travels the world on a man's dime and says they are "cultured".

Thot been traveling around on my boy's dime to mexico, asia and a bunch of other spots saying she's cultured and shit. That girl ain't cultured, she's holtured!

by Toobs858 June 4, 2018

Houston

A hot guy that is tall with brown hair. Houstons are sure to make you faint when they walk by you.

Wow, did you see that hunk, he must be a Houston.

by superawesomeamericandude June 6, 2018

Hout

So hot that you have to put the two words together.

It’s so fucking hout right now!

by Ajbeamz July 5, 2018

Houston Kool Aid

Robitussin or cough medicine.

Man, this colds been kicking my ass. Been taking shots of Houston Kool Aid all day today.

by somebodythatyoudontknow October 16, 2018

houstonnottexas

When two cities have identical or similar names but different locations and continually are mistaken. Inspired by Houston, PA.

Oh you mean Pittsburg CA, not Pittsburgh PA. That's a houstonNottexas!

by REVBO November 2, 2018