french horn

When a man tucks his penis and balls in between his legs so they stick out from under his ass and another person blows him while squeezing his balls as if they were trumpet valves. Preferably the giver's nose is nuzzled tightly between the receiver's ass cheeks.

I had swamp ass that day, so when Jake decided to give me a,"french horn," I hestated, then quickly said yes anyway.

by unclePico March 5, 2012

shoe horn

A hot girl with an ass so tight that you need a shoe horn to get your dick inside.

WOW - check out that Shoe Horn in the corner!

by DarkRob2000 April 24, 2006

top horn

top horn means somthing verry good or even the best.
scotish word originally the catchphrase of a character from a (short running) childrens bbc program in the mid 90's.

that movie was top horn
my exam results were top horn
my girlfreind is top horn

by mark steel August 17, 2007

Blow Horn

The legendary, and most deadliest weapon to ever exist. Only the fattest and mightiest of the Akimichi may wield this ancient power. One shot from this, and an entire planet could be destroyed in an instant. How this works, is that the chosen weilder has a special type of fart gas, and when released, it can cause mass destruction. Basically, it is like a nuclear bomb that can be shot out of your booty, except it is 1 trillion times stronger.

Breaking News: A castastrophic Blow Horn Type 5 has destroyed planet Moksus.

by BigBabyShrek November 17, 2018

dry horn

To be disappointed or let down

On finding that someone has let you down, you would say; "That gives me the dry horn"

by Bernard Martin June 11, 2006

French Horn

The act of purposely farting while receiving oral sex.

Jane was blowing me and I made her play the French Horn! *High-Five*

by Shannyfanny June 4, 2010

Shoe Horn

a no named asian hooker with a strap on, on her forehead

wow look at that shoe horn over their
''sucky sucky 5 dolla''

by Lenny April 22, 2004