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hoeing

when people cant stop being mad at a person even though the other person is done with the conversation
(p1) "shut the F**k up man aint no like your...."
(p2) "i dont care shut up"
(p3)"mane (p3) is hoeing"
by young thunda May 27, 2010
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hong kong

A city that can be either really high-tech or a ghetto slum depending on where you are in it. The same applies to its people. You're either a really rich Chinese (insert typical business-related job, such as entrepreneur or stock market share holder here) or a rice farmer with a lifetime savings equivalent to pocket change.
rich stock market guy: i just got wasted with my girlfriend on some imported wine in our 3 million dollar apartment (3 million dollar is implied as US dollars for urban dictionary relatability, as of July 2016, 1 USD = ~7.7 Hong Kong Dollars, and no, a 3 million US dollar apartment in Hong Kong is not an exaggeration)

rice farmer: can you give me some of that money?

rich stock market guy: diu lay lo mo!
by gimme the money July 26, 2016
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Hong-Long

After you have a quick session of anal sex with either a female or male, prefferably with female, and when you take out your whang from her butthole, you have a hard casing of poop on your dick
"I fucking just knocked my girlfriend up the ass, but when I took it out i had a fucking 'Hong-Long'"
by Bill Kenny May 28, 2004
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Hinge

An overly clingy girl, normally associated with small boobs and an appalling record of sexual performance.
I slept with a Hinge last night!

Man, why did you put yourself through that?

She kept begging.
by roevale March 22, 2011
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Haing

haing

I haing you. I love you

I want to haing you. I want to F*** you
by Bobbbiiinnaaa July 24, 2009
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Hong Kong Chong

A phenomenon which occurs when smoking weed, or chonging.

1. When said individual has consumed enough marijuana that their eyes have shrivelled into slits, they are said to be 'hong kong chonging'.

2. A name given to an individual who regularly experiences this phenomenon

Derived from the similar appearance of slitty weed eyes to those of east asians
1.

John - 'yo, look at Jim his eyes have got so small'
Mike - 'Yeah man, he's Hong Kong Chonging!'

2.
Jim - 'Hey man let's smoke some weed then watch a movie'
John - 'Yeah whatever, you are gonna be able to see the movie after you become Hong Kong Chong!'
by LADIATOR October 13, 2012
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hoking

The art of taking an absolutely ridiculously massive toke from someone else's joint after asking someone for a hit. Done so the person hoking gets as much weed as possible.
Dude #1: 'Hey man can I have a toke of your Joint?'

Dude #2: 'Sure man, here'

*Dude #1 takes an unnecessarily massive hit because he's a theiving asshole*

Dude #2: 'Hey man stop hoking it you chucklefuck, it's not your weed'
by Chucklefuck May 1, 2016
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