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STFU HEFTER

A member of the STFU family. Can be used to emphatically exclaim to your d0nk or n00b friend that you really want them to shut the fuck up.
"STFU HEFTER, stop being a d0nk."

"OMG AYFKM?" STFU HEFTER!"
by Mr. Pancake December 25, 2008
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Olav Hefte

a ugly midget who has a 1cm long cock. He likes to put his cock in small boys that is called Trym. he has a fetish for furries and loves to watch furry and midget porn. he has no friends and is emo.
omg, there Olav Hefte, the midget who fucks Trym
by Ikke Emma May 11, 2023
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henster

A woman that is a member of the panel on the tv show the view. A woman over 45 who just squawks and squawks about anything.
Listening to Hilliary throw the kitchen sink ar Obama she is the uber henster
by ernie theurer March 10, 2008
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hesster

Noun; hesst•er
Refer to term: hessin'

A person who obsesses over, harasses or stalks those who have chosen to live the hessin' lifestyle. Can be male or female. This person is usually extremely envious toward those who hess, because he or she cannot afford to live the lifestyle themselves. Therefore, this person's only option is to remain on the outside and only dream of being "in" .
Girl: "I'm going to make up hurtful definitions on Urban Dictionary after I get home from school and finish all of my homework!! "

Guy: "First of all, this ain't hessin' so this ain't cool .. Secondly, you're one nerdy ass hesster bitch."

Friend1: "OMG!! I had a dream last night that I was hessin' !!"

Friend2: "I wish we could be that cool... Hey, by the way, can we carpool tonight when we go to look into the windows of that party we weren't cool enough to be invited to!?"

Friend1's attractive older sister: "Gross, you guys are such hessters!!!!!!!"
by GOTEMMMMMM September 23, 2011
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the heater

to fart in someones face while they are giving you a blow job. can be done as an accident or to degrade someone.
yo that bj felt so good i gave her the heater
by brew_d October 1, 2009
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hesseford

A fucking loser who no one likes. Very flambouyantly gay. also know as a Hes-E
Look at hesseford trying to fuck that goat! (mehheh)
by Rob March 23, 2003
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heeter

to masturbate while taking a sir harrington on the john
"sorry i was late. i had to heeter this morning"
by the lyte August 3, 2012
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