Google Bitch

1) Researcher of the lowest order; a person who uses google to accomplish most of their daily work, often a task performed for someone too busy, important or ignorant to run a google search themselves.

Synonyms: knowledge worker, journalist, fact checker

2) Low rent private detective

3) Back-handed complement of the same

1) Chief: Clarke, I need the phone number of a postal worker in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, last name of McFeeley.

Clarke: I'm on it chief.

Lois: Clarke don't you ever want to be more than just a Google Bitch?

3) Professor: What's the name of that company in Los Angeles that does that thing with that enzyme?

Grad Student: Uhh . . . Riocatalytics.

Professor: Thanks Google Bitch!

by paleface May 1, 2006

googled

When you look something up on the search engine known as google. For example a website, person or a thing. Usually pertaining to a spur of the moment thing while in an online conversation.

Person A: Yea so, did you go to that site i told you about?
Person B: Yea, but you didn't give me the address so i googled it.

Person 1: I googled your name last night and you wont believe what i found.
Person 2: why were you googling my name?

by No r. September 17, 2006

Google Voice

a service that allows its users to manage their incoming and outgoing calls and to setup custom voicemail messages for groups or individuals.

see also: GVoice

Google Voice User: Hey, my new number is 504-555-1234.
Friend: What happened to your old number?
Google Voice User: I still have it, but now all my calls are forwarded from my new number to my cell phone.

by NUMBER4940s July 22, 2009

Googleation

The excitement you feel when you’ve successfully googled to find the information you were searching for

"I couldn't contain my googleation when I found the definition for this word!"

Also referenced in the Active Leisure Unemployment blog.

by Active Leisure August 12, 2009

Googleclipse

Describes the predicament in which one is unable to Google a term because another term has clogged the search results.

I tried to see if Google Chat has a 'buzz' function, but I faced an intractable Googleclipse from Google Buzz.

by rpa4 January 26, 2011

Googlarchy

A Googlarchy is a form of (upcoming) government in which all political power is passed down to Google due to its exponentially increasing control and knowledge of how, what, where and when people consume information. It is contested that the Googlarchy is now in its "King Maker" position (through “Googlearchy”), steadily heading towards the final governance and dominance. Googlarchy has massive databases on its subjects which are more detailed and exhaustive than what any of the current governments have managed to build, populate and operate. The Googlarchy has the motto "Don't Be Evil", however, the motives and goals become apparent when one makes an effort to look away from the way it projects it self.

I would as well live under Monarchy than under Googlarchy.

by rxs March 1, 2011

Google Education

When someone's knowledge is based on countless hours spent searching for information on google.

Usually somebody who's trying to act like an authoritative on the subject.

Man 1: So I started itching real bad lately.
Man 2: Yep, man it's definitely Hepatitis C
Man 1: How do you know?
Man 2: Because I search disease symptoms on google all the time.
Man 1: I didn't know you could get a Ph.d in Google Education >.>

by NightdesertHawkManguy July 19, 2011