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Garden City

Garden City is a town on Long Island in the middle of Nassau County.
They are described to be Roman Catholic caucasians and most are thought to be rich, stuck up snobs. Well I'm going to say a little less than 3/4 of that town are stuck up. The rest are actually fairly nice and considerate people.
Despite what others think Garden City does have a few people who are not caucasian. There are a few Asians, African Americans, and Hispainic people who live in Garden City.
Garden City is amazingly good at sports. I'm sorry to say but Garden City breeds lacrosse players. At least 90% of the town plays lacrosse. 8% of those who dont play lacrosse play another sport or sports. Only about 2% of the town doesn't play sports.
The Garden City schools are known for their good grades. Opposite of the majorities belief, the students of both middle and high school work hard to revieve those grades. They still party but before they go out and get drunk and high they study. Not everyone in that town can get a scholarship or get their 'daddy' to pay. Oh and they don't call their fathers daddy, they call them dad. Like the rest of us. They are some that need to study and to get good grades. Over half of the students are in advanced classes.
The high school does not look like a bently showroom. It looks like a parking lot. People in that town do drive cars that aren't expensive. Half the cars in the parking are used trucks or small cars from the 90's. Not everyone has a cool car. They just have a car.
Oh and to all of you who think everything in Garden City is pretty, peaceful, and preppy, i shall tell you otherwise because there are metalheads in Garden City. There are people who don't like their lives who live in Garden City. There are non rich people who live in Garden City. The live in apartments but they live in Garden City.
Last but not least, there is a very big rivalry between Manhasset and Garden City. Garden City is better but i don't to say anything else.

I hope you realize that Garden City is more than just riches and preps.
A person takes a survey of 8 random people to see where they live:

Prep says, "I live in Garden City."
Metalhead says, "I live in Garden City."
Black says, "I live in Garden City."
Hispainic says, "I live in Garden City."
Asian says, "I live in Garden City."
Normal person says, "I live in Garden City."
Sports player says, "I live in Garden City."
Scholar says, "I live in Garden City."
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Gardening

When a person spends a lot of time making sure they have a back up relationship so if their current relationship fails, they have another to fall back on. Which is accomplished by being extremely friendly/borderline flirting. Also know as "Planting Seeds".
This concept was derived from the saying that love blossoms into a flower.
Person 1: Did you hear about Bob's relationship?
Person 2: Yea I heard he's going through a rough patch.
Person 3: It's okay cause he was gardening all over the place, he'll find another girl easy.
by BGzAK October 18, 2012
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gardening

to hella blaze/to smoke pot
Africa: Did you get the supplies?
Hookah: Yeah. We'll be gardening in the grove tonight!
by Africa <9&> May 14, 2008
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Tea Garden

The act of a male squatting over the head of a female in order to cover the entirety of the female's face in feces and urine.
'So what'd you do this weekend?'

'The wife said for our anniversary she wanted to go to a tea garden, so I squatted over her face and covered her in shit and piss.'

'Nice!'
by Zyah-C! April 12, 2009
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Midnight Gardener

Person or Person Indulging in PLANT FOOD MMC MEOW MEOW attending an all night event
Midnight Gardener they was up all night on the plantfood
by d0tc0m May 13, 2010
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garden boy

some one who colects seeds and catorgarises them in to specific groups
by jacobshibby May 17, 2006
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Garden hose

Scott's brother in law shot him dead in an argument over a garden hose. The coroner determined Scott's brother in law had the better garden hose since he could still use his.
by Solid Mantis February 9, 2018
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