foster's home for imaginary friends

The only thing that's keeping Cartoon Network alive, next to Camp Lazlo, which is mediocre.

Did you see Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends last night? Lol, Bloo's such an asshole.

by CheezNapkin21 November 10, 2006

the world/inferno friendship society

the most kick-ass band out there...you've never heard anything like them...they're followers are cult-like and the lead singer, Jack Terricloth, is their god

Are you going to the inferno show next friday? Awesome, drink and destroy!!!

by will i tell you? March 24, 2004

just friends

Situation when a female doesn't want to pursue a relationship with a male because he is too nice to her.

Peggy just wants to be friends with Al.

by D February 16, 2004

just friends

A phrase that if spoken to you means one thing:
The person who said it does not deserve to have you as a friend because they cannot overcome their own ignorance.

Guy: So do you want to go out with me?
Girl: It's a nice thought but I'd rather we were just friends...
(at this point guy starts walking away)
Girl: Where are you going?
Guy: I'm doing you a favour, we both know that I'm better for you than any of your so- called boyfriends- I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of running to me when it falls apart...
(sometime later the girl's boyfriend cheats on her, she learns a lesson, but will go back to dating equally ignorant people)

If anyone ever says this to you, walk away: you deserve better even if it means letting them go...

by Firelovesugar May 29, 2011

I just want to be friends

The worst thing a person can say to a person after theyve broken up with them, why the hell would they actually want to be friends they wouldnt have gone out with you if they wanted to be your friend. I just want to be friends(meaning i want to be able to talk to you and for you to pretend that your talking to me as a friend with no sexual emotions attached)

its not you, its my...... i just want to be friends

by p123 January 11, 2007

Friends with Emotional Benefits

Friends with emotional benefits or FWEB (pronouned "feb") is a relationship between two people similar to the more common friends with benefits arrangement, except without the physicality. Benefits include being able to whine, pamper, understand, defend, help, talk, whisper, use inside jokes with each other, etc... Hallmarks of such a relationship are two people who talks about sex, but never have sex. One person in the relationship is typically sprung. The other person is typically "looking," "still young," or "not sure." They bear every semblance to a real couple, except they are not one.

An ex-couple which stay close, uncomfortably close, friends. Typically guys named Mike and girls named Ha have a Friends with Emotional Benefits relationship. You guys are such fwebs. Quit being fwebs and just get together.

by Vu Nguyen June 11, 2006

Fast friends

Fast friends meaning loyal friends, close friends, permanent friends.

John and I have been fast friends since we met in the 4th grade.

by Mustang Ed October 1, 2011