quimbledon final

A competition between two men over one woman. Sometimes involves a dance/rap/badinage off.

Out in your local nightclub Guy A (Roddick) vs. Guy B (Tiger Tim)

A service constitutes initial approach to said clunge.

Return shows recognition of competition.

Badinage ensues and competitors rack up points employing such phrases as 'am goinna ride her ass like Zorro.'

15 is rewarded by a minge rub.
30 " " titty flash.
40 " " kiss.
Deuce " " 3 way kiss.
Advantage " " nipple lick.
Game " " oral.
Set " " penitration.
Match " " anal invasion.

Ejaculation with exclamation ' I am the quimbledon final champion'

by jojolechic June 9, 2009

is that your final answer

What Regis Philbin asks a contestant before they lock in their answer on the game show "Who wants to be a millionaire?"

Regis: Is that your final answer?
Contestant: Yes.
Regis: YOU JUST WON ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

by GameShowFan99 February 9, 2014

If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will

As we live our lives, we study, make friends, hit finals, fall in love, run the table, strive for greatness, and just enjoy life's ride. We may learn many facts in life, but if we can take just one important fact from life it would be:

"If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will!"

There's no saying in life that has more truth to it. You can't argue with this great fact of life hence why it is becoming one of the most famous friggin' sayings in our world today.

Here's what it all boils down to idiots. "If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will" is very simple. If we were to put it on the friggin' scale of simplicity, i'd say it's a 9.872. Just think in your mind If I don't hit that damn final, someone else will. Meaning, If I can't hit that damn final, and i'm relying on my partner to hit the damn final, but their relying on me to hit the damn final, then neither of us is gunna hit the damn final and we're gunna lose the friggin' game. It's that friggin simple morons, ya know.

P.s. The DAMN is a vital part of the famous saying!

by S Santang October 29, 2009

the final boss of Mega Man 1

You know what's fun? Fighting 4 bosses in a row without checkpoints, with 1 boss' attacks being completely unavoidable and 2 more being heavily RNG dependant to not screw you over, then fighting an extremely frustrating and unfair boss ON THE SAME HEALTH BAR

"I FUCKING HATE THE FINAL BOSS OF MEGA MAN 1"
"Who are you and what are you doing in my house?"

by MFG | World is a fuck December 23, 2017

the final piece

head from a pink haired bitch

i want the final piece

by isabella carpenter January 9, 2021

The Final Fuckening

The ultimate, and most dramatic event of your life. Also used for destroying everyone's expectations before you die.

I'm going to this BIG party, it's going to be The Final Fuckening.
I'm going to destroy this hospital room, this is my Final Fuckening!!

by Gootzie July 12, 2021

Romania Final Boss

inked.vincenzo_official on ig. he's a very popular guy.

Person 1: WOW! Who is that?

Person 2: That's the Romania final boss! He's super sexy.

Person 1: Im cumming.

by berecka October 18, 2022