feeding the mule

Cupping your fingers together and inserting them in and out of a chicks ass - aka "feeding the mule"

(opposite of feeding the horse)

You are doing a chick doggy, and have a spare hand, so you cup your fingers put them in her ass aka feeding the mule!

by dunniss June 22, 2006

Feeding the geese

Masturbation

Johnny was caught feeding the geese.
I feed the geese every night.

by MerrianWeebster March 31, 2017

facts dont care about your feelings

a dumb statement republicans say to justify whatever dumb shit they believe in

republican: corona virus is a hoax
non-republican: um, people are dying from it-
republican: facts dont care about your feelings!

by scorpio in a trenchcoat December 4, 2020

feeding the goldfish

Your girlfriend is in the bath tub, you are positioned on the toilet or adjacent piece of furniture. You proceed to pleasure yourself reaching climax, letting your tasty flakes fly into the water to be devoured by the waiting mer-woman.

Hey baby would you be interested in feeding the goldfish?

by edward connors January 11, 2008

Feeling Game

The term giving to hooking up that does not involve anything going into anything else. Just feeling eachother up. Typcially does not reappear after 8th grade.

Mike: Yeah we hooked up but it wasnt a big deal.

Friend1: Did you guys bang?

Mike: No

Friend2: Some head?

Mike:No, she touched it for a second.

Friend1:....Did you fingerbang her?

Mike: uh, nope. Didnt see her boobs either.

Friend2: Sounds like a waste of time.

Mike:...I mean we hooked up.

Friend1: Looks like we have a genuine Feeling Game going on here.

2nd Example

Tay: That prude Megan wont do shit. She's all about the Feeling Game.

by Doug Flutie January 8, 2009

Feeding Oats to a Horse

The act of rubbing a moist vagina with your hand which gives one the sensation that they are feeding oats to a horse (wet lips, whiskers, hand motions)

Dude, she was so into it, so hot and wet. It was like feeding oats to a horse.

by chillydip February 19, 2012

feeding the fish

The act of masturbating or being masturbated into a pond/lake.

Anne and I get naked and she helps me in 'feeding the fish' at her Dad's fishing hole.

During their Summer vacation Matt and Mike enjoyed the simple pleasures of feeding the fish

by travelling_man January 28, 2013