Gary glitter faux pas

The unfortunate act of passing comment on the antics of a child or children , which leads to others in one’s company suspecting you of somewhat inappropriate behaviour towards minors

I can’t wait to get me shoes off and join in with the kiddies on that bouncy castle ….

Oh fuck , I’ve just committed a rather embarrassing Gary Glitter Faux Pas haven’t I .

Sorry everyone , I’ll get my coat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023

faux/20

smoking massive amounts of marijuana on a day that isn't 4/20 but acting like it is 4/20

stoner friend: yo kid I got an once of kush lets go to my house and smoke!

friend:I guess today's faux/20

kid1: YO I GOTTA BLUNT LETS BURN AND HAVE A FAUX/20

by thatsmoker29 April 14, 2011

faux jack

Also known as: fo'jack, 4 jack, forejack.

Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).

"Stroke hard faux jack"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"

by Choisome December 25, 2012

faux camel toe

the appearance of female crotch wedgie that is creates by pants that bag out in the crotch, not a snuggle up.

why can't I fit my pants right, I can't stand faux camel toe.

by maidlisamarian December 11, 2014

Faux-liage

Plastic or silk plants used in place of real ones.

Karen's redecorated the apartment in a jungle theme! There's faux-liage from (insert chain store here) everywhere. At least she can't kill plastic plants!

by CathieT March 10, 2021

faux dyke

Female equivalent of a "metrosexual". A woman with a lesbian aesthetic, but is in fact heterosexual.

Sydney looks so hot with that undercut, too bad she's a faux dyke.

I thought she was a faux dyke when she bought that truck, but it turns out she's actually a lesbian.

by Geeeebs April 20, 2017

Fauxed fool

To deceive, fool or trick the eye, an illusion... what you see is not always what you get.

"Fauxed fool" is 2010 Olympics Snowboarder, Scotty Lago's faux head.

by Beach Belle February 21, 2010