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sea gull farmer

one who raises sea gulls
look at that guy, he is a sea gull farmer.
sea gull farmer by Mr. gull May 3, 2004

Dirt farmer 

literally meaning "a person who farms in the soil", Dirt farmer is slowly being popularized as the new "thing to say"
and can be used as a term similar to the word "sic". It can be used both positively or negatively.
(n)Don't spin that wheel too fast, Dirt farmer!

(v) Dirt farm or die!

(n)That test was total dirt farmage!

(n descripive) Quit being such a Dirt farmer!
Dirt farmer by Haxolither December 20, 2007

spider farmer 

1. A complete, total and somewhat creepy freak. They impart the mental image of someone lying down in their basement pre chewing bugs to feed one of the hundreds of spiders they keep as pets.

2. One who reminds you of a safe, benign version of Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb from Silence of the Lambs, The (1991) - particularly in his collection of moths

3. A loser who rarely sees the light of day working on Rube Goldberg contraptions.
He’s a loser in a really odd way - there is just something really weird about that guy, he really is a spider farmer.
spider farmer by finnadat May 24, 2004

arse farmer 

1_Someone with gay tendencies , that are normally very supppressed until he becomes stressed or impaired by alcohol.
2_Someone of lower intelligence that cannot handle stress or jibes, normally reverts to kicking boxes.
did you see Bob yesterday, when he got upset he carried on like such an arse farmer
arse farmer by Mr Littler September 28, 2005

cat farmer 

A label in the airline hospitality industry, referring to female flight attendants who are older and considered past their youthful prime of beauty. Usually they have decades of service with their airline. This is mostly an American industry term, as foreign airlines usually limit stewardesses to a top age of 26.
Janis was trying to work the flight to Chicago, but she was trumped by that cat farmer Eileen, who has twenty years of service with the company.
cat farmer by GilbertoV March 26, 2007

Japanese-monkey-farmer

A term often used to describe someone of little intelligence.
Richard is a Japanese monkey farmer!