foatu

An acronym for "Falls Over and Throws Up"

Foatu can be used much the same way as rofl, except in this case the person using the word has been disgusted with something, instead of showing his rejoice over something.

Pronounced like you're saying "foul" but without the l, and "tu" is said like the number 2.

Mike: Dude, your mom just gave me a blumpkin.
Bryan: >_< FOATU!

by Milkycheeseface December 14, 2008

Foat Meel

How 75% of Fort Mill would pronounce their town. The other 15% consist of "Northerners", 9.99% consist of "Californians", and .1% consist of people from the Midwest and Foreigners.

-Non-Fort Millian: Hey where are you guys from?

-Fort Millian: Foat Meel

-Northerner: Foht Mill

-Californian: Fort Mill (they have no acccents)

-Midwesterner: I reckon Fort Mill

-Foreigner: (insert fort mill in different language here)

-Non-Fort Millian: Wow, im sorry.

by A "Northerner" October 16, 2008

Float on him

To run, drive, or ride on a bicycle away from someone, usually an authority figure, as fast as possible. Escape.

Yo that cop was gettin' up in my grill so I had to float on him.

So that explains the handcuffs.

Yeah.

by Gambit3le December 3, 2009

Floats my goat

When "floats my boat" is too mainstream

-Do you like cheesecake?
-Yeah, that stuff floats my goat.

by El Señor November 24, 2015

Floating merry

Common name of the rarely-spotted turd-brown seaweed-fish that is usually found floating in the seas. The spotter of this fish-looking creature will usually take a picture of said floating creature and send on to family members for clarification or praise for spotting this elusive, yet common sea creature.

My brother sent me a picture of a brown floating fish and I knew right away he had managed to spot a floating merry! That's 7 years of good luck!

by Geek-schmeek August 14, 2016

Floater

The leftover cum from when you jerk off in a bathtub, and it doesn't go down the drain.

I was draining my bathtub, but a couple of floaters survived.

by The Man with No Name April 20, 2018

Floatus

The frothy effluent that covers the surface of a cesspool or sewage treatment lagoon.

Foul smellling floatus covered the entire surface of the sewage treatment lagoon .

by Major English June 12, 2018