a MMORPG where players compete to collect the most "friends" by stalking other players, posting status updates and photos, and playing mini-MMORPGs like Farmville, Mafia Wars and (fluff)Friends.
"I spend two hours a day on facebook, and I have 1,600 friends (98% of whom I never speak to in RL). In other words, my e-peen is bigger than yours."
by gracefool February 7, 2010
Get the facebook mug.Similar to a facepalm. A facekeyboard occurs when one is on the computer and something either so stupid or frustrating occurs that the user is inclined to bang their head on the keyboard.
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
Get the Facekeyboard mug.calling a black guy a fucking nigger faggot shit face
fucking: to express anger, annoyance, contempt, or surprise
nigger: term for a black or dark-skinned person
faggot: male homosexual
shit: poop or black
face: front part of the head
fucking: to express anger, annoyance, contempt, or surprise
nigger: term for a black or dark-skinned person
faggot: male homosexual
shit: poop or black
face: front part of the head
by a retarded guy July 22, 2017
Get the fucking nigger faggot shit face mug.The substance which Facebookaholics crave. Warning: facebookahol is highly addictive, should only be consumed in small doses, and should be kept out of the reach of children. Side effects include, but are not limited to, sore fingers, red eyes, fatigue/drowsiness, and occasionally diahrrea, heart failure, and maybe even death.
Consider yourself warned.
Consider yourself warned.
"I'M A FACEBOOKACHOLIC!!!! I CAN'T GET ENOUGH FACEBOOKAHOL!!!!"
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Doctor: "Quick! Get me a computer. I need 50 cc's of facebookahol pronto. Hurry!! We might lose him!!!"
by JesseMarantz February 28, 2008
Get the Facebookahol mug.When a person attempts to make no point by making an ordinary face. This is mostly used to annoy others and point out how pathetic the person really is.
I was in line at the bar the other day discussing the peice of ass behind the bar, when the girl in front of us just turned around and gave us a deb face.
by Rest Of Dallas Area October 3, 2008
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Resting bitch face is usually an inaccurate representation of a woman's demeanor and mood. Many women who have a resting bitch face are actually nice and in a good mood.
This is not so with a resting cunt face. This is the visage of a heinous woman. A woman with a resting cunt face is a woman, who, without any doubt, is indeed, a cunt. You can see the malice in her eyes, and the scorn in her lips. Her pores permeate jealousy and spite and you just know, with complete certainty, that this woman is a nasty piece of work.
Resting bitch face is usually an inaccurate representation of a woman's demeanor and mood. Many women who have a resting bitch face are actually nice and in a good mood.
This is not so with a resting cunt face. This is the visage of a heinous woman. A woman with a resting cunt face is a woman, who, without any doubt, is indeed, a cunt. You can see the malice in her eyes, and the scorn in her lips. Her pores permeate jealousy and spite and you just know, with complete certainty, that this woman is a nasty piece of work.
by Princess Amy's Peasant January 31, 2018
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Sample Facebook Status: Jane Stephens is headed to London with her new iPhone for her 2nd JOB INTERVIEW!!!!! :))))
"Hey, did you see Jane's newest Facebrag? Eesh."
"Hey, did you see Jane's newest Facebrag? Eesh."
by Rtrock June 29, 2009
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