Definitions by gracefool

facebook 

a MMORPG where players compete to collect the most "friends" by stalking other players, posting status updates and photos, and playing mini-MMORPGs like Farmville, Mafia Wars and (fluff)Friends.

"I spend two hours a day on facebook, and I have 1,600 friends (98% of whom I never speak to in RL). In other words, my e-peen is bigger than yours."

facebook by gracefool February 7, 2010

Grey's Law 

Grey's Law states: "Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice", and is a variant of Hanlon's razor, influenced by the third law of Arthur C Clarke.

Person 1: Dude, my stimulus check was $600 less than it should be. The government is trying to screw me!
Person 2: Grey's law, man. They probably had faulty information for you.

Grey's Law by gracefool May 9, 2009

scunge 

A substitute for any word, similar to stuff, especially when applied to bad food or junk.

1. "What's on the menu tonight?"
"Some vegetable scunge..."
2. "Why is the floor of your room always covered in scunge?"

scunge by gracefool November 7, 2008