The reason the civil war started: Chris Evans was going to have the last donut with red, white and blue sprinkles, but Robert Downey Jr already took it.
Evans: Is that the last donut with red, white and blue sprinkles?
*Downey takes dramatic bite out of donut*
Evans: What did I tell you would happen... if you ate the last donut with red, white and blue sprinkles?
Downey: Little foggy on it, but I think it was something like 'raining down hellfire.'
Evans: That's right.
Downey: And here I am without an umbrella.
Evans: I feel a storm brewing...
*Olsen screams and drops the plate*
*Downey takes dramatic bite out of donut*
Evans: What did I tell you would happen... if you ate the last donut with red, white and blue sprinkles?
Downey: Little foggy on it, but I think it was something like 'raining down hellfire.'
Evans: That's right.
Downey: And here I am without an umbrella.
Evans: I feel a storm brewing...
*Olsen screams and drops the plate*
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Term used to describe doing something you don't want to do, getting a bad deal, or just getting screwed in general. It refers to the act of eating a donut off of a fully erect penis. The act provides pleasure to the donut bearer while humiliating the donut eater.
Driving instructor: Hey bud, you didn't park between those cones.
Trainee: Come on man! I really need this job.
Driving instructor: Well bud, you're goin to have to eat the donut if you want driving privileges.
Aaron: Nice motocycle Kevin. How much did you pay for it?
Kevin: Uhhhhh..$4500.00. Ain't it
Aaron: Wow. You really ate the donut on that deal!
Mark: Did Dr. Lowe give you that promotion yet or what?
Henry: No. He said it would be ANOTHER month. I've been working here 12 hours a day 6 days a week plus I went to his house and fixed his lawnmower, camper, and his brother's rotor tiller.
Mark: Man, you've really had to eat the donut to get this promotion.
Trainee: Come on man! I really need this job.
Driving instructor: Well bud, you're goin to have to eat the donut if you want driving privileges.
Aaron: Nice motocycle Kevin. How much did you pay for it?
Kevin: Uhhhhh..$4500.00. Ain't it
Aaron: Wow. You really ate the donut on that deal!
Mark: Did Dr. Lowe give you that promotion yet or what?
Henry: No. He said it would be ANOTHER month. I've been working here 12 hours a day 6 days a week plus I went to his house and fixed his lawnmower, camper, and his brother's rotor tiller.
Mark: Man, you've really had to eat the donut to get this promotion.
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Get the jew donut mug.The last uneaten donut left in a dozen that no one wants to eat. Potentially has the flavouring as if one had inserted a finger through the hole and then into a bum.
Can you believe they made Tim work over lunch? Yeah, he was so hungry he had to eat the bum donut in the coffee room.
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