Disasterophe

Disasterophe, noun

A terrible mess.

This house is a disasterophe during spring break, and the kids are home from school.

by artbyvanté May 9, 2018

Disasterbation

A calamitous event, one occurring suddenly and causing great misfortune; a failed attempt at masturbation.

If somebody walks in on you or a tornado comes while you're a masturbating and you're interrupted... your attempt to masturbate becomes a disaster - disasterbate - disasterbation

Dude: My mom caught me jacking off man...

Sweet: Damnn.. Tragic man, disasterbation can hurt a guy for real

by ^RoxyRoll^ March 10, 2018

DISASTAHHH

A very bad occurance.

THAT PARTY WAS A DISASTAHHH

by kricleasof bedden May 10, 2018

Dicsectionist

A person who submits definitions that dissects English inaccurately to create new words for online "Urban dictionaries" and only possess a rudimentary understanding of both English as a subject and language.; A fool who cannot spell or comprehend basic language skills.; A person who fails to understand that naming specific people in an urban dictionary word submission is both verboten and useless.

If I have to read one more word submission from a dicsectionist, that is both personalized and inaccurate in the use of the word, I might need to smack a bitch with a dictionary!

by You are not Barbara July 30, 2018

Disastrophe

Adv.: When something goes so wrong that all hell breaks lose and shit gets fucked up

Holy shit, my in- laws are due to be here any minute and my boyfriend took a shit so big it clogged up the toilet and it over flowed. Now there's shit water everywhere! What a DISASTROPHE!!!!!

by B. Calico September 11, 2018

Disasterpiece

Disasterpiece

Something so horrible, so beyond fucked that it's existence boggles the mind. The opposite of a Masterpiece.

I didn't expect Fallout 76 to be great but damn...it's a disasterpiece.

by Grants_Dreaming December 1, 2018

Disc

A short cut for disk.

Hey what's your disc?

by anhu_u December 23, 2018