Diet Coke

A drink that turns you gay.

Penises and Diet Coke, same thing.

by drzimo December 14, 2009

diephone

The name used by those who dislike the Apple iPhone

Dave: "Look at my sexy new iPhone"
Steve: "Dude, you bought a diephone, you're such a waster"

by teh_yoinkster February 25, 2009

fatkins diet

An all carb diet consisting of supersized soft drinks and generous helpings of devilish desserts so mouth watering it would make your ass grow just by looking at them.

The fat chick that just walked out of Mcdonalds with a large coke and 4 apple pies must be trying out the fatkins diet! I bet she got some birthday cake waiting for her at home too lawl!

by Omegastrike September 5, 2010

liquor store diet

when one forsakes going to the pub for fear of the resulting credit card bill, and instead buys all their booze from the liquor store

I can't believe I'm back at the pub; I'm on a liquor store diet

by Dave-Landon May 1, 2011

crash diet

a good way to gain weight

look at me,im on a crash diet,im losing muscle mass,my metabolism is slow as hell,im smaller but i still have the same body fat,and everything i eat is stored as fat,YAY!!!

by luke19 January 23, 2008

atkins diet

an illogical diet that says eating lots of fat and protein will make you lose weight, when it actually just gets your arteries clogged and makes you constipated. It's actually better to have carbs

i'm having a quadruple bypass surgery and i haven't taken a shit in a week

it's because of that damn atkins diet

no! it's because of the piece of bread i ate last night!

by Some Guy December 17, 2004

Vagitarian Diet

A vagitarian approach ot dieting is a positive move toward a more compassionate and cleaner world and a world of improved personal health.

There are lots of options for going vagitarian. Look around. The choices you find will be varied, healthy and delicious

by BMac October 29, 2004