Mom: Robert! Get in here! You got a B? What a disappointment to this family. Go outside and sleep in the cold.
*I proceed to grab my teddy bear and Bible and go outside to appease my crazed mother*
*I also slap myself repeatively while self-scolding myself for my sins against my mother*
*I proceed to grab my teddy bear and Bible and go outside to appease my crazed mother*
*I also slap myself repeatively while self-scolding myself for my sins against my mother*
by xX_Chromosones_Xx December 3, 2018
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Get the Disabledsenses mug.Erectile Tongue Disorder, also known as ETD, is a disorder of the tongue of certain individuals that spontaneously, and in some cases involuntarily, project out their tongue when their photo is about to be taken. You will see such individuals, in photo after photo, with their erectile tongue projecting either toward the camera or toward another individual. On occasion, some photos may be taken without the tongue projecting, but that is typically the exception, not the rule. Such individuals suffering from ETD also have a tendency, during an intimate moment, e.g.leading to a kiss, to instead lick the face of a romantic partner. In severe cases of ETD, sufferers may go on a licking spree, licking unwary individuals as a sign of affection, particularly when intoxicated. ETD can also be contagious to individuals that are in the same photo, who witness the erectile tongue and are compelled to follow suit.
Julie suffers from a bad case of Erectile Tongue Disorder, I hardly have any pictures of her where her tongue isn't sticking out.
Mel's ETD was flaring up again last night, I think he licked my face three or four times!
Mel's ETD was flaring up again last night, I think he licked my face three or four times!
by Jackson's Bush October 1, 2016
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GET SOME.
GET SOME.
kid 1: oh man I love this song New Storms for Older Lovers by La Dispute!
kid 2: Let me hear. HOLY SHIT, he fucking means it!
kid 1: hell yeah!
kid 2: Let me hear. HOLY SHIT, he fucking means it!
kid 1: hell yeah!
by Louhah June 22, 2010
Get the La Dispute mug."DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS" is a phrase used on sites where usernames aren't protected by passwords, which makes it easy for someone to pass themselves off as a previous poster.
It usually goes like this:
1. Someone will make a serious and sometimes long post under a random username.
2. Someone else comes along and uses the same username as the above person and says "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".
3. Some idiots can't tell which one is which, and the original poster gets angry.
4. Lulz ensue.
It usually goes like this:
1. Someone will make a serious and sometimes long post under a random username.
2. Someone else comes along and uses the same username as the above person and says "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".
3. Some idiots can't tell which one is which, and the original poster gets angry.
4. Lulz ensue.
"Jill: I think abortion should only be legal if the mother's life is in danger.
Jill: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS"
Obviously, the first post is someone trying to be serious. Someone else came in and simply entered "Jill" in the name field and made it look as if Jill enjoys sucking cocks.
Jill: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS"
Obviously, the first post is someone trying to be serious. Someone else came in and simply entered "Jill" in the name field and made it look as if Jill enjoys sucking cocks.
by deathwish124 May 13, 2009
Get the DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS mug.When an organized band of discord users (more than two, by most definitions) attack, spam, and ruin a server for an extended period of time or until they're banned. Usually, Discord raids are in jest and aren't meant to be taken seriously. But for extremist trolls, it can be very personal, and is sometimes taken too far.
"You know that Shrek discord cult I started? We discord raided a prince charming server and practically demolished the entire server"
"Delete my number."
"Delete my number."
by Jode the Prophet February 21, 2020
Get the Discord Raid mug.Celebrities that have been enlisted by the U.S Government to keep the public eye off of what is really going on...
Paris Hilton's crotch... Britney Spears cooch... Anna Nicole Smith America's Princess Di... all government operatives...a collective Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) if you will...
by Jared L. Ohlinger August 12, 2008
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